To the Pagans...Lighten Up a Little

[RobtheBarbarian]

I claim no relation to him. He was a better terminator.

"Conan! What is best in life?"
"To be a beefy actor, to be famous for nothing related to talent, to retire as a flabby governor and hear the lamentations of the tax-payers."

But really, where does one get a comic like that?

A comic book shop.

Smartass. I've never seen one, much less been in one.

[Sharktopus]

oh now your just being daft, why would one look there?

Bonus points for use of the word "daft."

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

whooohooo

so where do i keep my bonny bonus points?

[RobtheBarbarian]

You collect 'em and trade 'em in for fun, fun prizes.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

can i catch them all?  or is this more of a "heart of the cards" type of thing.

[Sharktopus]

whooohooo

so where do i keep my bonny bonus points?

I'm trying to come up with a wittier answer than "Up your butt," but I'm drawing a blank.

[RobtheBarbarian]

How about in my butt?

[RandyMistie]

Cool thread.  But I must apologize again to everyone for starting that stupid thread that started this one.  I just want to once again clarify that the only reason I started it was to let folks know that Wicca is not just for women anymore!

It wasn't that the movie offended me, it was just that one point, something I fight against all the time in my work with the Covens/Covensteads.

ScottH said in my original thread that I was a "double minority" as a straight male and he was on target.

[RobtheBarbarian]

I still think it's funny how it wasn't the bloodthirsty, deranged killings that got to you, it was the female-orientation of the commune. 

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

i have no problem with all female covens, especially in film, but there are some ground rules

1) none of them can look like sister beech
2) there must be at least 5, "10s" on the hot-o-meter
3) there must be a lot of filmed nuditity

[RandyMistie]

LOL!!  Man, I'm so drunk right now!

[Sharktopus]

nuditity

I think you just coined a phrase, there.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Why is it the bitter religous arguements that always turn out so fun!? 

[ScottotD]

Leelee Sobieki (sp?) should make up a large amount of your hot-o-meter.

Yes, Virginia.  There is a wrestling Santa.

vs.


The best by far is:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/warrior-xmas/
(because you can't look at this picture and not need to know what the hell happened)

[RobtheBarbarian]

The effect is pretty impressive even without the backstory.