FAME!

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

So a couple of months back I got into a bit of a ..."disagreement" with a member of the Utah Highway Patrol regarding his usefulness as a law enforcement officer for continuing to pull me over for having a hairline crack in my windshield, and, SURPRISE!, I ended up spending 90 minutes in the Weber County lockup. I wasn't charged with any criminal offense, mind you, he just wanted to prove he had bigger balls than I did. I paid the $200 fine for "operating an unsafe vehicle" and that was that. BUT HEY GUESS WHAT! My mugshot is now the #1 result when you Google my full name. So I figured I'd start a thread about it. I mean, all I can do is laugh about it.

http://ogdenmugshots.com/mug/joseph-david-chadwick

I look SO AWESOME!

[Space version 2.0]

I imagine people being very confused when you fill out forms that require your name in the "last, first, middle" format.

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

...I don't get it.

[Space version 2.0]

According to that your name consists of three usual first names. So a first-middle-last format would look just as "right" as a last-first-middle format.

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

Ah. Sorry about making you explain it.

[Space version 2.0]

No biggie. I've been filling out a bunch of forms that required all that for the past two days, so it's all been on my mind.

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

...I'm gonna need words.

[RVR II]

...I'm gonna need words.

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

Oh, Spammy McSpammerton from Non-America has been banned. There were like these huge blocks of nonsense before.

[losingmydignity]

A mug shot for a cracked windshield?! Ah, Utah.