Time for some Chuck Norris! New VOD "Breaker! Breaker!" Now Available!

[Thrashalla]

http://www.rifftrax.com/vod/breaker-breaker

Breaker breaker good buddy! We got a bear in the air on 95 going north, a bear in the grass on route 50, with Brother and Sister Berenstain Bear running a checkpoint for icons in the bear community over by the bear shop, so buckle your bearbelt, step on the bear pedal and get ready to haul some bears. We don't know much about trucker slang here at RiffTrax, but we gather that roughly 98% of it is bear based.

In Breaker! Breaker!, Chuck Norris, star of the jokes from 2007 that your lamest uncle is just now finding out about and preparing to forward to you, stars as a trucker who is also a champion arm wrestler. It's like Over The Top only with slightly less confusion about the hero's last name.

Chuck's brother is making his first ever trucking delivery, and his cargo is several hundred frozen TV dinners. His routine haul goes awry when his truck is attacked by lonely men in search of cheap, barely edible food-like substances. Actually, he's captured by the citizens of a rogue town of drunken hicks led by the delightfully Kelsey Grammer-esque Judge Trimmings.

Chuck must go in search of his missing mustache, and also his brother. To rescue him, he'll need to very slowly kick some butt, due to the lack of mobility afforded by his denim jacket/pants combo. Fortunately, he's got an ace up his sleeve: all his trucker pals who are apparently willing to kill dozens of people and destroy an entire town based on one CB radio message from an anonymous source reporting that a guy who they've seen arm wrestle once or twice is apparently in some sort of trouble.

It's a tale full of moonshine, hillbillies and sweet airbrushed eagles on the sides of vans. Mike, Kevin and Bill 86 the tuna, get the six top seated and give the blue plate special wings (trucker slang) in one of Chuck Norris' finest mustache-less films, Breaker! Breaker!




http://www.rifftrax.com/vod/breaker-breaker

[Pak-Man]

OOOOOH! I filed this into my "I'd love it, but it'll never happen" drawer a long time ago. Back when Conan was on NBC, he'd do this Walker: Texas Ranger lever thing, where he'd pull a lever and it would show a "random" clip from Walker: Texas Ranger, and it was always hilarious. One day, to change it up he went with the "Breaker-Breaker" lever, and the clips they showed were hilarious. I've wanted to see it ever since, and now I get to, but with Rifftrax.

[TeamRAD]

Back when Conan was on NBC, he'd do this Walker: Texas Ranger lever thing, where he'd pull a lever and it would show a "random" clip from Walker: Texas Ranger, and it was always hilarious. One day, to change it up he went with the "Breaker-Breaker" lever, and the clips they showed were hilarious.

Walker told me I have AIDS.

They seriously switched it up for a taping? I've no idea how I missed that. The Walker Texas Ranger lever is my all-time favorite thing Conan's ever done.  I hope it's stashed at youtube. I don't mean to veer off topic but Pak, have you seen any of Conan's "Clueless Gamer" segments yet? Some of them are pretty great. What happens in the Tomb Raider segment is bonkers.

[Pak-Man]

If I recall, NBC got bought-out by Universal, and they didn't technically have the rights to Walker anymore, so he used Breaker Breaker for an episode or two.

Clueless Gamer is one of the best things to come out of the new show. Tomb Raider was awesome. It was fun wathing him obsess over Cortana in Halo 4, too. And now I've just discovered that there are some Clueless Gamer segments at http://teamcoco.com/cluelessgamer that I don't think aired on TV, so I have to watch those now. :^)

Anyway, BREAKER! BREAKER! WOO!

[RVR II]

Just reminding myself to get this when I get home from work

[Edward J Grug III]

I cannot wait to see this!

I LOVE what Rifftrax have been doing lately! Keep it up, guys!

[Locuststakethesky]

What an UNBELIEVABLE coincidence that I just reauthored and watched Over The Top about three days ago.  Perfect set up for this film.

[Bob]

Oh yeah, will be watching this Friday night!

[RVR II]

Oh yeah, will be watching this Friday night!

Me too

[ihavemyreasons]

What a terrible, terrible, great incoherent MST3K worthy movie.

SPOILER
So Walker is freed from jail because some truckers drive through town...that's it...he's in jail...some trucks drive through town and for some reason the sheer terror of trucks driving through town causes them to release him...I mean sure, the trucks destroy the town later for some reason, but I was expecting a big trucker vs. locals fight and instead we get trucks driving through town...