Favorite lines from inside the riff

[MartyS (Gromit)]

 The one about someone that doesn't have a TV and will find ways to mention that fact killed me.
I've known a few people like that, and it's so true.

[Action Batch]

My favorite line from the movie was "I think we're looking for a ventriloquist." That had me rolling!

[eegah]

My favorite line from the movie was "I think we're looking for a ventriloquist." That had me rolling!

When they were showing the businesses on the street and one of the riffers said "We've got ventriloquists! Get your ventriloquists here!" (or something similar)

[Lembach]

Charles Durning cornering a creepy young man in dark, rainy alley.
Propositioning him with "I wanna give you a job."

[waitingforgo]

"YOUR PROSE WAS TEPID, AND SAFE!"

[LuvBJones]

"Really? 'Cause, me and Durning, we're thinking Benihana, then a threeeee waaaay!"

[distantdrain]

Julia: ...I live up on the third story.
Mike: Right above Luka.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

"Things not to say to comfort a stalking victim"