*Insert creative greeting here*

[The Bacon Princess]

Hi all! I'm The Bacon Princess, or Bacon, or whatever you want to call me. I'm a newer Rifftrax fan, as I only found out about the whole thing maybe 3 or 4 months ago. I got addicted, and have been a fan since.

So, ya know.... Hi!

[Sideswipe]

Are you a princess made out of bacon, or the princess of bacon?

[The Bacon Princess]

I think a Princess made out of bacon...

Wait... does that make me a cannibal when I eat bacon?

[Sideswipe]

Yes, that would make you a cannibal?  So do you have any bacon based superpowers?  Like the ability to shoot bacon out of your eyes or something?

[The Bacon Princess]

Well... not really.... but I am made of bacon, so that IS something I guess...

And for the record, that would be an insanely awesome super power to have. Unlimited bacon.... Wow...

[Sideswipe]

Yeah, no kidding.  You could win the Nobel prize or something feeding the hungry.  Although some people might try and have you arrested depending on what bacon you fire out, trans fats and all.

[TheUnabeefer]

Mmmm bacon.

[RoninFox]

I thought you looked familiar, but I can't be right.  She didn't have a mustache, and she was in no way bacony.

Welcome.

[Johnny Unusual]

Any relation?



Man, shouldn't have posted that first thing in the morning.  Now I'm hungry.  Anyway, welcome aboard.

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