What did we learn about the future this time?

[Trekker4747]

You all know the drill. What did you learn?!

[TriffRax]

I learned there's no such thing as causality when it comes to time travel.

[David]

Inventing time travel to send just one of your friends back to meet his father for no particular reason is a fun way to spend a weekend.

[chibikim]

I learned that David Carridine put on more weight for the sequel than he did for the first one.

[MrBNatural by Conn]

I learned that in the "future" (I guess a year into the future from the first. Guessing 1992) Giant cliffs don't magically appear in LA/Mobile like the used to in 1991.

I also learned that if you have a futuristic Nintendo Power glove that can vanquish your enemies easily. You are supposed to use it as little as possible.  Hmm maybe it would go against the "law of the universe" to use it.

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

I learned that dozens of guys with guns can't hit an old fat drunk with a six-shooter.

[Trekker4747]

I learned that the 1988 Chevy Blazer really IS dependable!

I learned that badass COP David Carradine lives in his grandmother's house.

I learned that future TV/Phones also allow you to play KENO!

I learned that learning your future son coming back in time to meet you, acting as if he's never seen you before and even saying his father died when was young warrants NO consideration or even a second thought.

I learned that not only can a 20-something kid not beat up a 40-something old man but can also get pretty winded while doing it AND get his ass handed to him in the process.

Pffft, AIMING your gun. Who needs it?!

I've been seeing the wrong masseuses.

[eegah]

It's best to wear skimpy lingerie when announcing that you are pregnant.

The topless diving board masseuse had a DUI in 2007.

You can learn how to shoot from your father even if he died before you were born and you "never knew him."

Pistols are WAY more accurate than automatic rifles.

See-though shirts provide a surprising amount of protection from bullets.

The bad guys stole all of the neighboring houses before blowing up David Carradine's house.

The criminals in this movie were doomed to fail because they kept killing their loyal, helpful, minions for no good reason.

"1:72" is a great score for gun accuracy or drawing speed or something. 

Two actors from "Future Force" played completely different characters in "Future Zone" (Patrick Culliton and Ronald Taft), and another actor from "Future Force" produced "Future Zone" (Kim Casey).

[Edward J Grug III]

You can learn how to shoot from your father even if he died before you were born and you "never knew him."

Yes! I couldn't believe the guys let that slide by!

[dylan]

I learned about a hip new magazine from the future...

[Conor]

Awesome, well done

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Been trying to figure out what type of time travel this should be called, Back to the Future, Lost, etc?

But I think it's the Futurama type, where you start out trying to blend in and then just go nuts changing stuff.

[LuvBJones]

Tucker Jr. isn't a cop, he's a (hetero) stripper at a gay bar. He's on top of the bar flappin' it around in a neon pink speedo. Ever stuff a $10 into a sweaty speedo? Neither have I, my friends. Neither have I.

[LuvBJones]

AND TUCKER JR. WEARS A FANNY PACK IN THE FRONT!!! Nyah Nyah Nyah!!

[monoceros4]

The sequel is actually a bit better than the original, although not by much. (That makes it slightly less funny, but that's OK.)

OK, breasts, we GET it!

The secret to successful villainy is to double-cross and murder everyone you do business with. (Wouldn't it get increasingly hard to find willing drug dealers after a while of doing that?)

In the future, we'll switch to metric time (not sure how else to explain that "1:72" business.)

A strange "COP" shows up at bounty-hunter headquarters. Two minutes later a prisoner disappears, leaving five corpses. Nevertheless the COP dispatcher will have no idea how the missing prisoner might have broken out.

It is possible to shoot a man, driving straight at you, in the head without even cracking the windscreen.

Getting shot in the chest puts you out of action for at most two or three minutes.

Synchronized fist-fighting looks really, really lame.