Gather around everyone, let me tell you a story...

[NashaWriter]

My thread has taken a horrible turn. I'm out of here...

I REGRET NOTHING!

-jumps-

[TheUnabeefer]

My thread has taken a horrible turn. I'm out of here...

I REGRET NOTHING!

-jumps-

TOO SOON!!!    http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php?topic=25723.0

[Zombie Monty]

My thread has taken a horrible turn. I'm out of here...

I REGRET NOTHING!

-jumps-

It is just an overdose of old board memes.  (Yes, "being raped by wolves" was once a board meme.  Don't ask.)

Oh, and you should replace I REGRET NOTHING! with REPROTED! (also a board meme.)

Just be glad Tripe hasn't brought up spicy cock sauce yet.

[Tripe]

Now why would I deny you that pleasure?

[NashaWriter]

Aww, I couldn't report this lovable bunch.

Spicy Cock Sauce? Isn't that just Sriracha? That's what we call it in my house.

[Zombie Monty]

Spicy Cock Sauce? Isn't that just Sriracha? That's what we call it in my house.

OK then, this one's a keeper.   

[Tripe]

Spicy Cock Sauce? Isn't that just Sriracha? That's what we call it in my house.

I love you, in an entirely platonic way but still

[NashaWriter]

Aw shucks. Thanks. I try.

What can I say? I like making people blush with the nicknames I give my condiments.

By the way, I love you all platonically as well, but with hugs that last a bit too long.

[TheUnabeefer]

By the way, I love you all platonically as well, but with hugs that last a bit too long.

Platonically, eh?

[NashaWriter]

I don't think "Platonically" is a word, but it sounded good.

Platonic gropes, what could be better?

[TheUnabeefer]

I love everyone in a completely plutonic way... of or pertaining to Pluto, either the cartoon dog or the micro-planet

[NashaWriter]

I love everyone in a completely plutonic way... of or pertaining to Pluto, either the cartoon dog or the micro-planet

So, your love is cold and down-graded?

[TheUnabeefer]

I love everyone in a completely plutonic way... of or pertaining to Pluto, either the cartoon dog or the micro-planet

So, your love is cold and down-graded?

...and small, yes.  It also hates chipmunks.

[bigheadtodd82]

Utz is comforting though. Utz says "Hi. I'm greasy, salty, and I taste goddamn delicious. Eat me and forever know love." Pringles are just like "Eat me."

[RVR II]

Ok so friggin aaaahhhhhh ...

What'd I miss