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Started by NashaWriter, August 17, 2012, 08:12:26 AM

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Johnny Unusual


NashaWriter

Quote from: Johnny Unusual on August 20, 2012, 06:43:58 PM
What is Scrapple?  Is it a fish?

From wiki since I do not know how to put brain thoughts into words : "Scrapple, also known by the Pennsylvania Dutch name pon haus,[1][2] is traditionally a mush of pork scraps and trimmings combined with cornmeal and wheat flour, often buckwheat flour, and spices."

And it's delicious. So, it's almost like a pork hotdog but with a binder, i.e the cornmeal or flour.
No Matter Where you go, there you are.

Tripe

Pigface & Grits - they're cops...

NashaWriter

Quote from: Tripe H. Redux on August 20, 2012, 07:00:10 PM
Pigface & Grits - they're cops...

Oh, oh god. I love that post so much....I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

Well done Sir.
No Matter Where you go, there you are.

Tripe

#94
And I belive you just said the incantation to make BTA appear (which form of RVR are you currently Kyle? )

We do need to do that cop show like we talked about incidentally everyone . :)

TheUnabeefer

Quote from: Imrahil on August 20, 2012, 06:28:47 PM
Doc would love you guys. Between bouts of lamenting his weight and shamefully masturbating, he loved to eat scrapple.

Don't forget "finding God" .... He found God for a while in-between the masturbating and eating.
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.


Sideswipe

Well, I for one am glad I missed all posts Doc made about his incessant masturbation.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

Zombie Monty

Quote from: Sideswipe on August 20, 2012, 07:14:22 PM
Well, I for one am glad I missed all posts Doc made about his incessant masturbation.

I'll forward them to you.  What is your work email?

Tripe

Quote from: TheUnabeefer on August 20, 2012, 07:12:49 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on August 20, 2012, 06:28:47 PM
Doc would love you guys. Between bouts of lamenting his weight and shamefully masturbating, he loved to eat scrapple.

Don't forget "finding God" .... He found God for a while in-between the masturbating and eating.

Hunger combined with exhaustion has been known to bring on theistic visions certainly ...

Quote from: Sideswipe on August 20, 2012, 07:14:22 PM
Well, I for one am glad I missed all posts Doc made about his incessant masturbation.
He mostly thought of wolves.


NashaWriter

Quote from: Tripe H. Redux on August 20, 2012, 07:17:27 PM
Quote from: TheUnabeefer on August 20, 2012, 07:12:49 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on August 20, 2012, 06:28:47 PM
Doc would love you guys. Between bouts of lamenting his weight and shamefully masturbating, he loved to eat scrapple.

Don't forget "finding God" .... He found God for a while in-between the masturbating and eating.

Hunger combined with exhaustion has been known to bring on theistic visions certainly ...

Quote from: Sideswipe on August 20, 2012, 07:14:22 PM
Well, I for one am glad I missed all posts Doc made about his incessant masturbation.
He mostly thought of wolves.

I'm sort of mad I missed all this.
No Matter Where you go, there you are.

TheUnabeefer

Sometimes I like to think that Doc and Isaac have become real life friends and hang out together complaining about us all.
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.


Zombie Monty

Quote from: Imrahil on August 20, 2012, 07:39:55 PM
Quote from: TheUnabeefer on August 20, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Sometimes I like to think that Doc and Isaac have become real life friends and hang out together complaining about us all.

Now there's a buddy sitcom:

"You're fucking insane! You fucking stole my fucking fuck!"
"Well here is the thing the government is making everyone steal your stuff! Good night!"

Needs more Zappa and Castle references.

TheUnabeefer

Quote from: Imrahil on August 20, 2012, 07:39:55 PM
Quote from: TheUnabeefer on August 20, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Sometimes I like to think that Doc and Isaac have become real life friends and hang out together complaining about us all.

Now there's a buddy sitcom:

"You're fucking insane! You fucking stole my fucking fuck!"
"Well here is the thing the government is making everyone steal your stuff! Good night!"

Exactly, and the best thought is a mental image of this conversation taking place at an out-door cafe.
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.


Tripe


TheUnabeefer

Quote from: Imrahil on August 20, 2012, 08:02:47 PM
Quote from: Tripe H. Redux on August 20, 2012, 07:52:35 PM
Is there some sort of Horny dog in the background?


Getting raped to death by wolves.

Man, I am SO turned on right now.... I need to go read my fucking Bible.
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.