OK! As a Pagan, I MUST respond to this movie......!!!!

[RobtheBarbarian]

I meant the tubby ones.  But yes, sometimes I catch myself staring in awe at a particularly shapely and pristine pair of.... eyes. Luckily I can run if they notice me before I snap out of it, but I guess you don't have any place to go but duck down behind the counter.

[gbeenie]

Thankfully I am behind a counter so I don't have to see the lower extremities.  I must quote Jeff Foxworthy here, "If you are someone's grandmother, you ain't anybodies cutie pie!"

He mentioned something about women who wear shirts 3 sizes too small that have those glittery words like "Sweetie" on the boobs. They look like the Michelin Man with a layer of pink saran wrap.

>hangs head in shame; changes top<

[Reductio_ad_absurdum]

Thankfully I am behind a counter so I don't have to see the lower extremities.  I must quote Jeff Foxworthy here, "If you are someone's grandmother, you ain't anybodies cutie pie!"

He mentioned something about women who wear shirts 3 sizes too small that have those glittery words like "Sweetie" on the boobs. They look like the Michelin Man with a layer of pink saran wrap.

>hangs head in shame; changes top<

There, there... take pride in your body, stride with confidence, but just remember to not leave young men with epileptic fits as you pass.   

[Sharktopus]

And about me saying my religion is silly, yes, I own up to that.  It works for me, but I would never deny to any outsider that it wasn't a little wierd and I never push my beliefs on anyone else.  Hence, I deprecate the tradition in an attempt to show people that if you take anything you believe too seriously, and can't make fun of it, you are in danger of becoming a fanatic.  Just like if you take yourself too seriously you are in danger of being a very lonely, angry person.

So, yeah, my religion is silly as all hell, and I got no problem telling people that.  But, for me, (only for me) it is powerful and grounding and a peaceful place from which to view the Universe as it passes by.

Not to sound like I have some kind of mancrush on you Randy, but I have to say that you come across as exceptionally grounded and clear-thinking. I admire that.

...

Would you adopt me? 

[RandyMistie]

And about me saying my religion is silly, yes, I own up to that.  It works for me, but I would never deny to any outsider that it wasn't a little wierd and I never push my beliefs on anyone else.  Hence, I deprecate the tradition in an attempt to show people that if you take anything you believe too seriously, and can't make fun of it, you are in danger of becoming a fanatic.  Just like if you take yourself too seriously you are in danger of being a very lonely, angry person.

So, yeah, my religion is silly as all hell, and I got no problem telling people that.  But, for me, (only for me) it is powerful and grounding and a peaceful place from which to view the Universe as it passes by.

Not to sound like I have some kind of mancrush on you Randy, but I have to say that you come across as exceptionally grounded and clear-thinking. I admire that.

...

Would you adopt me? 

Well, I'm really flattered, I thank you humbly...

And hell, c'mon over if you're ever in Jersey, sit by the pool, have a cocktail!  We'll throw something on the grill for ya!