What horrorous things did we learn?

[Trekker4747]

I learned that ancient civilizations really loved putting curses on their entombed criminals that'd ensure they'd come back to life sometime in the future to continue their crimes against humanity.

I learned that, like everyone else with an ounce of common sense, The Guys think an Ant-Movie would be a dumb.

I learned that spider piñatas are deadly after only superficial contact.

I learned that women's underwear is a glorious thing indeed.

I learned that people almost never make good decisions in horror/slasher movies.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

 If someone is talking to you through a hold in a wall, it's just impossible to figure out where they are.

[John Bradley]

Before swinging a stabby-board over someone's chest, you might want to check the knot first.

[Bob]

I learned that actress Mariska Hargitay probably does not watch her dad's old movies.

[space_mutiny]

After seeing the Crimson Executioner's batch, I learned not to look at the bottom half of the screen for the rest of the movie.

I learned what happened to the giant spider web from "Earth vs. Spider".

I learned that an actress's life is worth more than double her normal salary, but not more than triple it.

I learned that the Crimson Executioner really isn't very good at torturing people.

[Bob]

I learned that whenever I see someone stabbed with knives on a table, I should just snarl like a dog at the situation.

[TeamHarpo]

The Wendy's mascot did not age well.

[kjpod]

Insane medieval executioners lack focus.  Instead of honing expertise on a few specific torture devices they just have to try to use them all.

[Bob]

I learned that they all wish they had mobile phones so they could called the police.

[TeamHarpo]

After a second viewing I learned that spiders have legs that do not work independently, have frog faces and lobster claws.

Suck it biology teachers!

[Bob]

And spiders that large are easy to grab, throw and one or two swords will flop out near him.

Such as scary level trap

[ScottotD]

I learned that the Crimson Executioner really isn't very good at torturing people.

Well it's not really in his job description.

[LuvBJones]

Narcissistic psychopaths prefer the lavender-hue floral dressing gown. I was rather disappointed he didn't pair it with the traditional gold Daniel Green sllppers.

http://www.amazon.com/Daniel-Green-Womens-Dormie-Slipper/dp/B000FHZJ2C

[k1]

Striped shirts do not increase my ability to fight someone. In fact it may actually do the opposite.

[Mega Lenin]

I learned that photography is important work  and we shouldn't let someone's meaningless violent death get in the way of it.

I learned when doing indoor photography you should be mindful about how much daylight is left outside. 

I learned that great directors aren't afraid to give the girls what they really want in their opening scenes.