Completely Random Thoughts

[ScottotD]

HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!

[MartyS (Gromit)]

HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!

WHERE DO YOU LIVE?  IT'S 11 HOURS AWAY HERE ON THE EAST COAST USA!

Oops...

Really, isn't it 6/28 and 10/22?  And shouldn't it be called caps lock days?  Since there are 2 a year.

[ScottotD]

HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!

WHERE DO YOU LIVE?  IT'S 11 HOURS AWAY HERE ON THE EAST COAST USA!

I'M FROM THE FUTURE ...YOUR KIDS! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR KIDS!

[Tripe]

I'M FROM THE FUTURE ...YOUR KIDS! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR KIDS!

Will it involve choking? I'll probably pass.

[ScottotD]

I'M FROM THE FUTURE ...YOUR KIDS! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR KIDS!

Will it involve choking? I'll probably pass.

I'm flattered but not interested, thanks all the same.  Feel free to make vague attempts at humour towards other people.

[MontyServo]

And crap....  Christy Canyon got old, warning: don't look up current pictures of porn stars from more than 20 years ago, big mistake....

No crap.  I looked up a few of the ones I mentioned earlier in the thread and damn they look ragged.  I guess porn stars age in dog years or something.

(I am sure there is a "semen as a bad moisturizing cream" joke in there somewhere, but I have too much class to make it.)

...says the guy who brought up Granny Porn.

[Starman!]

I got 99 likes and....Uh.....a bitch ain't one?

[Tripe]

[The Lurker]

Thought of this thread when I found it.  Mainly about the previous discussion.

[Sideswipe]

I think the shitload of money he has goes a longer way.

[D.B. Barnes]

"I have a lot of girlfriends because I don't call them bitches. I call them whenever I need my diamond-studded colostomy bag changed."

[Sideswipe]

I cant imagine most of the playmates even know how to spell colostomy, much less change one.

[Lembach]

Thought of this thread when I found it.  Mainly about the previous discussion.

Yeah. It's his "respect". No way it could be the millions and millions of dollars. Nope. 

[Space version 2.0]

Yeah, he does get rough and like I said, that's not my bag. But everything else is pretty much right on.

Not for everyone I realize but I've found most women I've been out with or such recently have been way ino the choking but are uncomfortable to request it.  Although that possibly says more about the sort of women I date than anything else.

I tend to favour more 'amateur girls next door' type to the standard stereotype amazon, bleached blonde with Barbie-ish proportions in real life and in porn, cute is very sexy to me.

Well I met a girl at the rainbow bar. She asked me if I'd beat her. She took me back to the Hyatt house... I don't wanna talk about it

I've been listening to too much Zevon lately. Or Jackson Browne if that's more your thing.

Space version 2.0: now with more song jokes

[wurwolf]

Yeah, he does get rough and like I said, that's not my bag. But everything else is pretty much right on.

Not for everyone I realize but I've found most women I've been out with or such recently have been way ino the choking but are uncomfortable to request it.  Although that possibly says more about the sort of women I date than anything else.

I tend to favour more 'amateur girls next door' type to the standard stereotype amazon, bleached blonde with Barbie-ish proportions in real life and in porn, cute is very sexy to me.

Well I met a girl at the rainbow bar. She asked me if I'd beat her. She took me back to the Hyatt house... I don't wanna talk about it

I've been listening to too much Zevon lately. Or Jackson Browne if that's more your thing.

Space version 2.0: now with more song jokes

I like how you recall a conversation from a few pages ago to get in your song ref.