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I think Krankor could totally take the Psychlos

Started by Leopold_Stotch, March 17, 2007, 12:04:26 AM

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Leopold_Stotch

I think Krankor could totally beat the living bejezus out of the psychlos. For one thing he has an x-radar screen and costic vapors and laser cannons and 100 foot tall matronly, big-eared giants. Plus he has a much more dignified looking spaceship then any of the Psychlos have. .

RobtheBarbarian

#1
The chicken men of Krankor definetly seemed more compitent than the average Psychlo. This could actually be a matter of debate: whether the chicken men or the Psychlos are less pathetic. I think they both have their strengths and weaknesses, at least when compared to each other...

Sideswipe

HAHA!  I love that signature Rob.  It made me laugh out loud.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

RobtheBarbarian

#3
 ;D It has that effect on me too. I only wish there was a way to capture his high-pitched, fruity laugh in text form. It's how I answer the phone with certain people. "Hahahahahahaaaaaa!"

I'd also like to mention that your screen name is from one of my favorite running jokes in one of my favorite MSTs. Butch Deadlift! Stud Manmuscle! Slab Beefcake!

Sideswipe

It's how I answer the phone with certain people. "Hahahahahahaaaaaa!"

You are now my Round Table hero Rob.  Can I be your sidekick?

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

RobtheBarbarian

I know it's someone I know when I hear "While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME..." in return.  :D

But yes, join my as my sidekick and together we will fight crime throughout southwestern Alberta!

Sideswipe

"Rowsdower save us and saves all the woooooooooooorld!"    Oh no Zap, there's a band of evil Accadian Robots!

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

RobtheBarbarian

Fear not, as Rowsdower terrifies the robot army with a massive beer and sausage belch!

And behold! Pipper's army of trained rats has turned the flank of the robot army!

Johnny_Short_Torso

Ahem... getting back to the point at hand... Krankor's planet doesn't seem to be vulnerable to the "Let's beam a nuclear bomb onto their planet and thank god we are lucky enough that their atmosphere can react to nuclear explosions well enough to destroy their entire planet.".  ;D

RobtheBarbarian

Very true. And I doubt that even the Chicken Men could go for 1000 years without progressing enough to find a practical way to mine gold.

MSTJedi

I wonder if the Psychlos' weapons would have no effect on Prince of Space. It seems the effect varied depending on whether the target was human or inanimate. While they only seemed to stun the humans, the same rays (or not-so-special effects) blew away signs and other various objects. Makes you pine for deadly volleys of negative scratches.


RobtheBarbarian

#11
Not that the movie deserves defense, but I think the Psychlo guns had two barrels that shot lethal rounds out of one and some kind of stun effect (a gentle, soothing ripple) out of the other. The force of the impact did seem to change randomly though, launching that one guy across the room and only making Johnny stumble through an implausible series of plate glass..

Of course is Prince of Space is immune to massive lasers and hidden toaster ovens, I'm sure he's immune to mincing ol' Kerl's pistol. Prince of Space could unquestionably beat Kerl's ass.

gbeenie

Don't you mean, "Krankor SHOULD totally take the Psychlos (please!)?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

Johnny_Short_Torso


Evan Waters

I was actually thinking of Krankor the very first time I saw a still of Travolta as Terl.