Favorite lines.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

It's people!!!  Pork is made from PEOPLE!!!

Pork RULES!!!!

Western porkers....

[Rattrap007]

*guy is cutting grooves into a cucumber with a fork*
"Wait what's happening here?" - Mrs. Newlywed
"Oh when I get bored I mutilate phallic objects.." - Mike

[Rattrap007]

"Can't cook. Can't think. Voice that can peel wallpaper.. she must be great and i mean GREAT in the sack..."

[CJones]

<Cartoon pig holding a shopping basket>

"Dear God, his basket is full of bacon and ham.", "Look for Quality, Freshness and CANNIBALISM!"

[MerryWanna]

That bit at the beginning about how a Jesters song played backwards recites the Protocols of the Elders of Zion...and:

"If I were a Jester I'd want to be the one who made the salad.  He's the Thinking Man's Jester..."

The quacking cat also quacked...er, cracked me up.