New Feature Length VOD "Frankenstein Island" Now Available!!!

Thrashalla · March 20, 2012, 11:39:41 AM

http://www.rifftrax.com/vod/frankenstein-island

When four hot air balloonists crash land on remote Frankenstein Island, one thing is certain: they have a dog named Melvin!

That's about all we were able to figure out regarding the plot of Frankenstein Island. The rest is a glorious potpourri of insanity, including but not just limited to: jungle babes in leopard skin bikinis, a bedridden 200 year old man, zombie slaves, Kung-Fu, a brain in a jar, a confused John Carradine, a guy who looks like the protagonist of the fictional Twitter account DadBoner and a scene where a shirtless man injects a mannequin with a hypodermic needle. All things said, it's a little less strange than The Room.

How did these men get here? What is the strange power that runs the entire island? There's only 15 minutes left in the movie, is Frankenstein ever actually going to show up? Questions like these aren't important on Frankenstein Island. How dare you ask them. Here, the bikini chicks are dancing with a snake now. Is that better? I thought so.

Mike, Kevin and Bill hop into a hot air balloon with Melvin (a pastrami sandwich), and head off into the wild blue yonder to riff Frankenstein Island!

http://www.rifftrax.com/vod/frankenstein-island

losingmydignity · March 20, 2012, 12:22:31 PM

This made my day. Finally another Jerry Warren. I'm a fan of Wild World of Batwoman so....bring it on!

TheUnabeefer · March 20, 2012, 12:32:21 PM

I am in likings of the "Made funny by Rifftrax" logo. That's the sorta thing the posters need, if they aren't including the guys' faces in the poster art itself... (as argued in the thread I don't want to find right now.)

MrTorso · March 20, 2012, 12:53:21 PM

Been waiting for this to finish downloading. Hope to have time to watch it before I go out tonight.

TheUnabeefer · March 20, 2012, 12:53:42 PM

Quote from: Imrahil on March 20, 2012, 12:52:58 PM
Speaking of, why can't we "like" posts here?

Good point. I like your post. (There.)

Bob · March 20, 2012, 02:18:46 PM

Great new logo!

And a new cover for "Mr. P" to create!

CHF01 · March 20, 2012, 04:02:05 PM

Will there be a MP3 commentary only track made available for this one?

Thrashalla · March 20, 2012, 04:03:35 PM

Quote from: CHF01 on March 20, 2012, 04:02:05 PM
Will there be a MP3 commentary only track made available for this one?

Nope, sorry for any inconvenience.

CHF01 · March 20, 2012, 04:06:29 PM

Quote from: Thrashalla on March 20, 2012, 04:03:35 PM
Quote from: CHF01 on March 20, 2012, 04:02:05 PM
Will there be a MP3 commentary only track made available for this one?

Nope, sorry for any inconvenience.

"Nope" as in not right now or "nope" as in not gonna happen, ever?

Thrashalla · March 20, 2012, 04:10:41 PM

Quote from: CHF01 on March 20, 2012, 04:06:29 PM
Quote from: Thrashalla on March 20, 2012, 04:03:35 PM
Quote from: CHF01 on March 20, 2012, 04:02:05 PM
Will there be a MP3 commentary only track made available for this one?

Nope, sorry for any inconvenience.

"Nope" as in not right now or "nope" as in not gonna happen, ever?

Ain't gonna happen - this one is VOD only.

Action Batch · March 20, 2012, 06:05:11 PM

I'm still loving the fact that we can download both the mpg and the iso. That is awesome.

David · March 20, 2012, 06:12:19 PM

Hahahaha this just became Quentin Tarantino's favorite film

Compound · March 20, 2012, 06:54:13 PM

(twitch)

...what the hell did I just watch?

Seriously, that has to be one of the most incomprehensible films that I've ever seen.

Sugar Ray Dodge · March 20, 2012, 06:59:21 PM

Quick question. What the hell just happened? What in the name of Crater Lake Monster was that, exactly?!

Sugar Ray Dodge · March 20, 2012, 07:06:29 PM

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny, Crater Lake Monster and Abaraxas all made sense than this. Weird. Good riff, though, don't get me wrong.

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New Feature Length VOD "Frankenstein Island" Now Available!!!