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Vhat haff ve learrrned?

Started by gbeenie, March 16, 2007, 11:38:25 AM

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gbeenie

I normally don't start these posts, but I had to get that allegedly-witty title in there.  :)

Any lessons taken from Terminator 3? Y'know, besides the possibility that if we'd all bought more box sets of My So-Called Life, Claire Danes might not have been driven to... this.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

SecretAgentSuperDragon

I have learned that the Japanese have a potential problem on their hand with all those female sex robots over there.

gbeenie

Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 16, 2007, 11:42:57 AM
I have learned that the Japanese have a potential problem on their hand with all those female sex robots over there.

For the purposes of the above sentence, please define the word "problem."   :)
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

SecretAgentSuperDragon

Quote from: gbeenie on March 16, 2007, 11:44:28 AM
Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 16, 2007, 11:42:57 AM
I have learned that the Japanese have a potential problem on their hand with all those female sex robots over there.

For the purposes of the above sentence, please define the word "problem."   :)

Oh God oh God, we're all gonna die.

Sharktopus

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Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 16, 2007, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: gbeenie on March 16, 2007, 11:44:28 AM
Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 16, 2007, 11:42:57 AM
I have learned that the Japanese have a potential problem on their hand with all those female sex robots over there.

For the purposes of the above sentence, please define the word "problem."   :)

Oh God oh God, we're all gonna die.


:clap: Hooray for Wash! *sniff*

We learned that anguh is a more useful emotion than despayuh.

Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

We learned that T-800s somehow look older and less in shape the more they get sent back despite the fact they're all supposed to be the same.

We learned that the plot/ending of Terminator 2 can be completely ignored.

We learned that two bruised and bloodied kids and a cyborg carrying guns can just walk right into a military base.

We learned that a vet assistant can fly planes and shoot guns and have just the right amount of sass.

We learned that killer robots can shrug


Minnesota

We learned that robots of the future will use wi-fi and have built in modems
We learned that the leader of the future world can barely break free from a doggie kennel
We learned that military nuclear fallout bunkers have an open door policy
We learned that robots of the future will inexplicably roar

SmilinJackRoss

Quote from: Minnesota on March 16, 2007, 04:24:50 PM

We learned that the leader of the future world can barely break free from a doggie kennel


haha, Minnesota.  I like this one!
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palehorse864

I learned that when the military fears that a hacker is in control, the first thing they do is turn all the weapons over to computers that the hacker is already believed to be in!

Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

We learned that despite flying robot killing machines everywhere, you can get in a Cessna and fly away without them blowing you out of the sky.

BathTub

#10
That Kevin would probably have a heart attack if he ever saw Sofia Coppola's nose.

SecretAgentSuperDragon

Quote from: BathTub on March 17, 2007, 04:22:54 AM
That Kevin would probably have a heart attack if he ever saw Sofia Coppola's nose.

Ha!  :D

Wiseblood

I learned it's not a good idea to have an internal monologue while riding a motorcycle.

Raven

I learned that there is in fact a situation that calls for me to have a bulletproof casket.  Need to keep that in my mind for when I pre-plan my funeral.  Wouldn't want to die and then get shot. 

Bob

Quote from: raven166 on March 17, 2007, 11:40:49 AM
I learned that there is in fact a situation that calls for me to have a bulletproof casket.  Need to keep that in my mind for when I pre-plan my funeral.  Wouldn't want to die and then get shot. 

I see a new business opportunity, :"Gansta Coffins".