What did we learn?

[gbeenie]

I learned that merely affleck of Ben is more than sufficient, thank you very much.


I also learned that being an attorney by day is a good idea, for when the makers of Underwood Deviled Ham sue you over your choice of superhero costume.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

hows that work exactly anyways?  Lawyers arent usually the types that have regular 9 to 5s as i know of it.  They have jobs that require tons of preperation and research, or is our SUPER hero just half assing trying to save peoples lives in court?

[gbeenie]

Well, Murdock says in the movie that he only represents innocent people; that must leave him with an awful lot of free time. 

[DeevFactor]

I learned that the light at the end of the tunnel is the C train.  I also learned that if I become a superhero, I gotta have a whole wardrobe of identical costumes.  Perhaps I should tag them with days of the week or maybe specific holidays like Thanksgiving Day, the 4th of July, and the local comic convention.

[Just Some Guy]

I learned that the speed of sound through the air is about 15mph.  And that ambient sound only occurs and reflects when it can make a cool radial blue special effect.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

i learned that ben affleck can hear the difference between mustard and creamer but cant hear the difference between one dollar bills and 5 dollar bills. 

[Sharktopus]

i learned that ben affleck can hear the difference between mustard and creamer but cant hear the difference between one dollar bills and 5 dollar bills. 

Well, even I can smell the difference between mustard and honey. (It was honey, not cream.) Money, on the other hand, al smells equally nasty. Money's about the dirties stuff in the world, as anyone who's ever run a chas register will tell you. If we could made hypoallergenic money, everybody would get a lot fewer colds.

[Just Some Guy]

Actually, he should have been able to feel the difference.  I'm not a blind, hypersensitive superhero and I can feel the difference between the position of printing on the bills.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

so his buddy who drank the mustard has no sense of smell?

[Sharktopus]

Apparently not. But If we were in a coffee shop and Jennifer Garner walked in, would you notice if I squeezed yellow mustard into your tea?

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

you mean would i notice if i was blind?

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

you mean would i notice if i was blind?

Well, when you're blind, everything else is heightened. That includes your sexual drive. It turns into something of a divining rod in its search for Greek tail.

[gbeenie]

you mean would i notice if i was blind?

Well, when you're blind, everything else is heightened. That includes your sexual drive. It turns into something of a divining rod in its search for Greek tail.

Which would probably work about as well as the regular kind of "divining rod." 

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Also known as RPS or Restless Penis Syndrome.

[Droobie]

I learned that surprisingly final character death scenes can be totally ignored if the movie is successful enough to warrant a sequel.

I also learned that there actually CAN be a worse movie than Daredevil.  Apparently it's called "Elektra."

I also just learned that during the credits, there's a scene involving Bullseye, a hospital, and a fly on the wall.  I'm also wondering the total amount of people that have witnessed that scene.