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Started by SecretAgentSuperDragon, March 16, 2007, 11:34:35 AM

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SecretAgentSuperDragon

March 16, 2007, 11:34:35 AM
What do you think the real life cause of robot uprising will be?

I believe Britney Spears running for Speaker of the House will cause judgment day.

JonnyFrag

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March 16, 2007, 11:37:30 AM
Microwaving a mirror
Grapes? I hate grapes, I can't stand grapes. I loathe grapes. All kinds of grapes. I hate green grapes and I hate purple grapes. I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds. I hate them peeled and nonpeeled. I hate them in bunches, one at a time and in small groups of twos and threes.

gbeenie

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March 16, 2007, 11:40:03 AM
Ernest Goes To NORAD.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

SecretAgentSuperDragon

#3
March 16, 2007, 11:41:53 AM
Bill Gates releases the next incarnation of Windows.

Bob

#4
March 16, 2007, 11:51:43 AM
Roombas...........

SecretAgentSuperDragon

#5
March 16, 2007, 11:57:16 AM
Ha! Does that say iRobot on it.

And for that matter, cause of judgement day, 10th generation iPod Megas.

Shinigami

#6
March 16, 2007, 12:42:41 PM
Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper.

sarcasm_made_Easy

#7
March 16, 2007, 01:53:13 PM
QuoteErnest Goes To NORAD.

and the best joke of the night goes to beenie lol

I think norad though is pretty much shutting down.  did you know cheyenne mt is on the brac ( I think thats the right acronym) list?  crazy huh. 


Well i was gonna say stupidity will cause it. 

Sharktopus

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March 16, 2007, 02:01:55 PM
Quote from: JonnyFrag on March 16, 2007, 11:37:30 AM
Microwaving a mirror

Gets my  vote. :D

Compound

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March 16, 2007, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 16, 2007, 01:53:13 PM
QuoteErnest Goes To NORAD.

and the best joke of the night goes to beenie lol

I think norad though is pretty much shutting down.  did you know cheyenne mt is on the brac ( I think thats the right acronym) list?  crazy huh. 


Yep. The folks down in the Springs are none too pleased about it. But, on the bright side, this gives Teal'c more room for his office.

(I've actually been inside Cheyenne Mtn., BTW. I don't think I'm supposed to talk about that though.)

sarcasm_made_Easy

#10
March 16, 2007, 05:02:45 PM
who is Teal'c?

Ive ALWAYS wanted to see the inside (and uber classified) areas of cheyenne mountain.

Compound

#11
March 16, 2007, 05:17:43 PM
Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 16, 2007, 05:02:45 PM
who is Teal'c?

Ive ALWAYS wanted to see the inside (and uber classified) areas of cheyenne mountain.

Teal'c? He's this guy:


As for the inside, remember the scene in Wargames where Broderick is facing down the computer at the end of the film in the middle of the NORAD command room? The real one looks nothing like that.

Minnesota

#12
March 16, 2007, 05:19:59 PM
cubs win the world series

gbeenie

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March 16, 2007, 05:20:43 PM
Quote from: Minnesota on March 16, 2007, 05:19:59 PM
cubs win the world series

Well, now you're just being silly.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

sarcasm_made_Easy

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March 16, 2007, 05:21:04 PM Last Edit: March 16, 2007, 05:23:14 PM by sarcasm_made_Easy
no one and i mean NO ONE ever seems to get the military right.  Course if they did it would be one boring ass movie lol
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