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[Barrett808]

Damn! another one got by me.. *whistles*  Somebody bring up the nets, *looks left, looks right* ...and the tranq gun as well, I think I've got this one cornered... *sees that Barrett808 is looking right at him*  Ah yeah.... um,

Hi! and welcome to the Asylum.  One of our ever so friendly orderlies will by in a jiff to show you to  your cell, I mean suite.  It has all the latest accouterments, including indoor pluming, electricity and our oh so stylish and functional wallpaper made of the finest vulcanized rubber imaginable...  Her are some items that you mayor may not find useful during your imprisonmen- stay here... *gives him The Square Master, Mr. Meat and Potatoes Head, and Breakfast Bazooka...*

Enjoy!

*shakes off traquilizer*

Umm...hi, and thank you for the, umm, welcome. *frantically searches for exit* Hope we get nice and friendly while I'm relaxing here. Oh, I see you have Christopher Walken here, with that little button thingy hooked up to his brain...

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

BTW, did we ever find out just what WAS in the bag when Nick arrived on the island?

God what a trainwreck this movie was.  drives me crazy lol

[Bob]

BTW, did we ever find out just what WAS in the bag when Nick arrived on the island?

God what a trainwreck this movie was.  drives me crazy lol

Um, was it a shark?

But what was the deal with the damned TAPES?!   

[Thom_Serveaux]

BTW, did we ever find out just what WAS in the bag when Nick arrived on the island?

God what a trainwreck this movie was.  drives me crazy lol

Um, was it a shark?

But what was the deal with the damned TAPES?!   

Easy, it was a snuff film, in 9mm...

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

Was it a shark?  its the same answer you got for WHERE ARE THE TAPES?  and it has the same effect on me.   

[Bob]

Was it a shark?  its the same answer you got for WHERE ARE THE TAPES?  and it has the same effect on me.   

Maybe they made the whole movie knowing that Rifftrax would come out and it would be the only way people would actually buy the DVD?

Maybe I need to listen to the audio commentary to know what the heck the deal was with the DAMNED TAPES?!?!?   

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

The pilot was in the bag. They took his calming tapes so he would get anxious and restless and punchy.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

we know it couldnt have been the pilot.  he was flying away at that point, literally moments previous

[Bob]

The pilot was in the bag. They took his calming tapes so he would get anxious and restless and punchy.

I swear, I will be in the bag if I dont learn about the DAMNED TAPES soon.   

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

we know it couldnt have been the pilot.  he was flying away at that point, literally moments previous

We just saw someone taxiing the craft in the water. I dunno. This movie confuses me. What could it have been. It was dripping blood. I don't think it could have been one of their own, or a shark, because sharks, other than the occasional escaped Great White are pretty rare in the Puget Sound. I still stand by the pilot being in the bag, cause when they were talking about him, they kept showing shots of the bag in a menacing way.