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Started by D.B. Barnes, November 23, 2011, 06:12:49 PM

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D.B. Barnes

Quote from: a pretty girl is like on December 22, 2011, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: mrbasehart on December 22, 2011, 09:01:24 AM
They need a villain who can repeatedly kick the shit out of Kirk and the Enterprise, with a decent motive, only for things to come good at the end. 




Sorry, Christensen and Lucas have sucked so much of the badass out of this guy, I'll just never be able to look at him the same way I used to.
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a pretty girl is like

Quote from: D.B. Barnes on December 22, 2011, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: a pretty girl is like on December 22, 2011, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: mrbasehart on December 22, 2011, 09:01:24 AM
They need a villain who can repeatedly kick the shit out of Kirk and the Enterprise, with a decent motive, only for things to come good at the end. 




Sorry, Christensen and Lucas have sucked so much of the badass out of this guy, I'll just never be able to look at him the same way I used to.

Noooooooooooooooo!  Don't say that.
I'm all out for kicks...and every inch of me spells EXCITEMENT!

Russell

Quote from: D.B. Barnes on December 22, 2011, 01:06:19 PM
Sorry, Christensen and Lucas have sucked so much of the badass out of this guy, I'll just never be able to look at him the same way I used to.
I live in my own little world where the prequels don't exist. I personally consider them to be completely apocryphal. I see the prequels much the same way Atheists see creationism. I cannot begin to describe the world of irony contained in that statement.

mrbasehart

Vader never had a good motive, other than "the Emperor told me to."  And frankly, from the neck down, he looks a little silly.

a pretty girl is like

Quote from: mrbasehart on December 22, 2011, 03:45:13 PM
Vader never had a good motive, other than "the Emperor told me to."  And frankly, from the neck down, he looks a little silly.

Basehart, you take everything good and you....you...rip my heart out.  :'(
I'm all out for kicks...and every inch of me spells EXCITEMENT!

Sideswipe

Tarkin told him what to do.  He was never more than a glorified thug.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

shodan

yea that was part of his character that he could have become this ultimate sith lord, being a living avatar of the force, but his transition to the dark side broke him. thats also why he never seemed to try and fulfill the rule of two and kill his master, hence the emperor  trying to turn Luke.

Russell

Quote from: mrbasehart on December 22, 2011, 03:45:13 PM
Vader never had a good motive, other than "the Emperor told me to." 
That's the fault of the prequels.

Sideswipe

No it wasn't.  What about in RoTJ where Vader says:  "I must obey my master."

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

shodan

and a new hope when Tarkin orders him to stop choking one of the officers. dont blame everything on the prequels.

James of LinHood

Quote from: Sideswipe on December 22, 2011, 11:33:15 PM
No it wasn't.  What about in RoTJ where Vader says:  "I must obey my master."

Although, I have to say that, "I must obey my master" is much better than what the prequels basically added to that sentence.  Which is, "I must obey my master because he promised to help me keep my wife from dying...but she died anyway.  So, I'm not sure why I'm still sticking around with this guy."  I would have rather gone on not knowing that last bit.  Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.
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Quote from: Sideswipe on December 22, 2011, 11:33:15 PM
No it wasn't.  What about in RoTJ where Vader says:  "I must obey my master."
So when was it that you had to obey Optimus Prime? :o

mrbasehart

Quote from: James of LinHood on December 23, 2011, 05:16:49 AM
Quote from: Sideswipe on December 22, 2011, 11:33:15 PM
No it wasn't.  What about in RoTJ where Vader says:  "I must obey my master."

Although, I have to say that, "I must obey my master" is much better than what the prequels basically added to that sentence.  Which is, "I must obey my master because he promised to help me keep my wife from dying...but she died anyway. 

Not forgetting the, "I almost killed her myself" bit. 

D.B. Barnes

I don't give a shit who he was taking orders from. It didn't make him any less of a BAMF in the OT. Lucas and the whiny, ineffectual little douche took one of the most intimidating characters in the history of film and neutered him beyond recognition.
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