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Started by Doctor Who?, September 16, 2011, 11:33:49 AM

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D.B. Barnes

Quote from: Gunflyer on October 14, 2011, 09:29:50 AM
Quote from: k1 on October 11, 2011, 09:45:53 AM
Agreed. I am a sucker for red haired women. (most of the time)
I don't get the appeal of skin-tight jumpsuits on women. Now if the zipper is down
to the navel, the appeal becomes clear, but if the zipper is all the way up to her damn
neck, then the sex appeal all but disappears.

That just sounds like a lack of imagination.
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Russell

Quote from: D.B. Barnes on October 14, 2011, 09:50:30 AM
That just sounds like a lack of imagination.
What? It just looks like to me a woman wearing jeans and a shirt, that's not revealing, and it's
just not very sexy to me. When I think sexy jumpsuit, I think Adrienne Barbeau in Cannonball
Run.

sarcasm_made_Easy

I just think its funny that both of those examples are TERRIBLE spy clothes.  Why would a spy wear shit that screams HEY LOOK AT ME OVER HERE!

D.B. Barnes

Quote from: Gunflyer on October 14, 2011, 09:51:36 AM
Quote from: D.B. Barnes on October 14, 2011, 09:50:30 AM
That just sounds like a lack of imagination.
What? It just looks like to me a woman wearing jeans and a shirt, that's not revealing, and it's
just not very sexy to me. When I think sexy jumpsuit, I think Adrienne Barbeau in Cannonball
Run.

What's wrong with jeans and a shirt. That can be incredibly sexy.
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Russell

#49
Quote from: D.B. Barnes on October 14, 2011, 09:53:20 AM
What's wrong with jeans and a shirt. That can be incredibly sexy.
Only in theory. If they are skimpy enough, maybe. But then they wouldn't be
jeans and a T-shirt anymore.
Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 14, 2011, 09:51:45 AM
I just think its funny that both of those examples are TERRIBLE spy clothes.  Why would a spy wear shit that screams HEY LOOK AT ME OVER HERE!
Because it would bring even more fanboys in? But see if that jumpsuit is as sexy as a lot of you say,
then it's no less "hey look at me"

D.B. Barnes

Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 14, 2011, 09:51:45 AM
I just think its funny that both of those examples are TERRIBLE spy clothes.  Why would a spy wear shit that screams HEY LOOK AT ME OVER HERE!

Oh c'mon. It's her superhero costume. She wears it when she goes off and kicks ass.

Quote from: Gunflyer on October 14, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
Quote from: D.B. Barnes on October 14, 2011, 09:53:20 AM
What's wrong with jeans and a shirt. That can be incredibly sexy.
Only in theory. If they are skimpy enough, maybe. But then they wouldn't be
jeans and a T-shirt anymore.

Why not?
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doggans

Quote from: Gunflyer on October 14, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
Quote from: D.B. Barnes on October 14, 2011, 09:53:20 AM
What's wrong with jeans and a shirt. That can be incredibly sexy.
Only in theory. If they are skimpy enough, maybe. But then they wouldn't be
jeans and a T-shirt anymore.

There's a difference between "sexy" and "revealing". Some girls can make an oversized hoodie the sexiest thing ever, and some can make a tight, low-cut outfit disgusting.

Russell

Quote from: D.B. Barnes on October 14, 2011, 09:53:20 AM
Why not?
Because when jeans become any shorter, they become... shorts! And when a shirt gets any
skimpier it becomes Boobage display! ;)

D.B. Barnes

Quote from: Gunflyer on October 14, 2011, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: D.B. Barnes on October 14, 2011, 09:53:20 AM
Why not?
Because when jeans become any shorter, they become... shorts! And when a shirt gets any
skimpier it becomes Boobage display!

Who said anything about shorter? She's not Daisy Duke for chrissakes.

Tight jeans and a tight tank-top can work wonders.It seems like in order for something to be sexy, it requires that a lot of skin be on display. Again, that seems like a lack of imagination to me.
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Russell

Quote from: D.B. Barnes on October 14, 2011, 10:05:24 AM
Tight jeans and a tight tank-top can work wonders.It seems like in order for something to be sexy, it requires that a lot of skin be on display. Again, that seems like a lack of imagination to me.
The way I see it she's dressed like any other woman I see every day. I've seen women wearing gym clothes, pants,
tight tops, yes, that's kind of sexy in that it shows off her curves, but I have seen that thousands of times before.
Somewhere along the way, tight tops that aren't necessarily low cut are boring and just stopped being sexy after
being exposed to them thousands of times in real life. What is sexy to me is when a woman looks feminine, skirts,
heels, boobage, seamed nylons, that's sexy because that's a look none of us see combined on a daily basis.

D.B. Barnes

Quote from: Gunflyer on October 14, 2011, 10:09:54 AM
Quote from: D.B. Barnes on October 14, 2011, 10:05:24 AM
Tight jeans and a tight tank-top can work wonders.It seems like in order for something to be sexy, it requires that a lot of skin be on display. Again, that seems like a lack of imagination to me.
The way I see it she's dressed like any other woman I see every day. I've seen women wearing gym clothes, pants,
tight tops, yes, that's kind of sexy in that it shows off her curves, but I have seen that thousands of times before.
Somewhere along the way, tight tops that aren't necessarily low cut are boring and just stopped being sexy after
being exposed to them thousands of times in real life. What is sexy to me is when a woman looks feminine, skirts,
heels, boobage, seamed nylons, that's sexy because that's a look none of us see combined on a daily basis.

You see this...everyday?

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Russell

Quote from: D.B. Barnes on October 14, 2011, 10:17:10 AM
You see this...everyday?

Maybe not a woman as beautiful as her, but the outfit doesn't really do anything to make her
anymore sexy than she is in everyday clothes. It's important to note I find a lot of women to be
beautiful who don't look remotely like Scarlett.

D.B. Barnes

This is like discussing whether or not something is funny. Completely pointless.
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anais.jude

Seriously. CHRIS HELMSWORTH AND CHRIS EVANS!!!

Put me in the middle of that Chrisammich! Yum


Oh wait, that didn't help did it

sarcasm_made_Easy

Quote from: D.B. Barnes on October 14, 2011, 10:31:52 AM
This is like discussing whether or not something is funny. Completely pointless.

Is that not the entire point of the forum.  lol  That seems to be the bulk of what we do here.