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"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" Updated: Now Available!

Started by Thrashalla, October 11, 2011, 01:25:25 PM

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Thrashalla

October 11, 2011, 01:25:25 PM Last Edit: November 15, 2011, 03:15:37 PM by Thrashalla
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was released at an important moment in film history -- namely, the last moment when actor Rupert Grint (aka, Ron Weasley) could say "I will definitely be in two more films." There is a version of this movie that's about a prince who accidentally donated half his blood in a drive at work, and Harry Potter keeps chasing that guy and saying "Hey, you donated too much blood, come back here you dang Half-Blood Prince!" Unfortunately, that version exists only in the mind of a stoned guy who read the title and collapsed in such a giggle fit that it took three Best Buy employees to drag him out of the store.

Mike, Kevin, and Bill put on their favorite "Dumbledore 4 Life" and "Albus will NEVER die" t-shirts for this one: please savor their exquisite heartbreak and join them for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince!


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D.B. Barnes

#1
October 11, 2011, 01:30:49 PM
Awwww yeeeaaaah!

Potter riffs are gold, Jerry. Gold!!!
VIVA IL ESORDIO DEL DIABETE ADULTO DUCE!!!

RVR II

#2
October 11, 2011, 01:54:22 PM Last Edit: October 11, 2011, 01:59:55 PM by RVR II
Oh yey :P

Bumped to #1 in my queue 8)

sardeans1138

#3
October 11, 2011, 06:07:10 PM
the sample was funny,

I remember going to a midnight screening of this film but I seem to have forgotten half of it, and just remember most folks walking out saying "...that's it?" and not being enthused about future movies.

David

#4
October 11, 2011, 06:48:43 PM
Quote from: sardeans1138 on October 11, 2011, 06:07:10 PM
the sample was funny,

I remember going to a midnight screening of this film but I seem to have forgotten half of it, and just remember most folks walking out saying "...that's it?" and not being enthused about future movies.

They're all kinda dull from here on. The sleeping Dumbledore in the poster is very appropriate.

Variety of Cells

#5
October 12, 2011, 08:34:49 AM
Huzzah!  My girlfriend is even more excited than I am. Can't wait

Watchman

#6
October 12, 2011, 10:32:39 AM
Quote from: varietyofcells on October 12, 2011, 08:34:49 AM
Huzzah!  My girlfriend is even more excited than I am. Can't wait

I'm single, and no one in my personal life knows or gives a shit about this riff. H'zah.

Bob

#7
October 12, 2011, 10:47:49 AM
The Blu-ray is $10 on Amazon.com

Thrashalla

#8
October 12, 2011, 10:57:47 AM
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Johnny Unusual

#10
October 12, 2011, 12:22:19 PM
Quote from: Rainbow Dash on October 12, 2011, 11:11:00 AM


Oh my God, I think that Alan Rickman is a head on a stick covered by a cloak!

D.B. Barnes

#12
October 12, 2011, 12:47:35 PM
Quote from: Prince of Space 5049 on October 12, 2011, 12:35:24 PM
Yawn!  :-\

Wassamatter? You mad? Is it that they aren't doing more MST3K-style movies like Laser Mission, Abraxas, and Galaxy Invader? Is it that they aren't doing one of the latest blockbusters like Thor? Or is it you don't want them to finish the Potter series?
VIVA IL ESORDIO DEL DIABETE ADULTO DUCE!!!

ihavemyreasons

#13
October 12, 2011, 02:53:56 PM
Quote from: D.B. Barnes on October 12, 2011, 12:47:35 PM
Quote from: Prince of Space 5049 on October 12, 2011, 12:35:24 PM
Yawn!  :-\

Wassamatter? You mad? Is it that they aren't doing more MST3K-style movies like Laser Mission, Abraxas, and Galaxy Invader? Is it that they aren't doing one of the latest blockbusters like Thor? Or is it you don't want them to finish the Potter series?
Can't speak for POS, but I find the Harry Potter movies worse and more difficult to sit through than a thousand Laser Missions, Abraxases, and Galaxy Invaders- even when riffed.

Rainbow Dash

#14
October 12, 2011, 04:02:50 PM
I've really enjoyed all the HP riffs, and think they've gotten  better with each new one.
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