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[Thom_Serveaux]

"No self-respecting scientist would have his shirt unbuttoned that far."   -Tom Servo.   #106(tCH)

[kodiakthejuggler]

"Be silent!! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm!!"

~ Gandalf The White,
The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

[Sharktopus]

"I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies." - Capt. Zapp Brannigan, DOOP

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Walk quietly among other men, but know their power for they are your enemies. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the man behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy
draught of evil... Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you."   -Dr. Forrester.   #308(GvG)

[Brak]

C-3PO: I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay here with you. I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault.
[R2 beeps an angry response]
C-3PO: You watch your language!

(ive always wondered what R2 says in response to C-3P0)

[Thom_Serveaux]

"...An entire day spent grooming."   -Joel (as Narrator).   #510(L:tPH)

[Sharktopus]

Smile like you've got nothing to prove
No matter what you might do
There's always someone out there cooler than you

I know that's hard to believe
But there are people you meet
They're into something that is too big to be
Expressed through their clothes
And they'll put up with all the poses you throw
And you won't even know

That they're not sizing you up
They know your mom fucked you up
Or maybe let you watch too much TV

But they'll still look in your eyes
To find the human inside
You know there's always something in there to see

Beneath the veneer
Not everybody made the list this year
Have a beer

Make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall
But there's always someone cooler than you
Yeah, you're the shit but you won't be it for long
Oh, there's always someone cooler than you
Yeah, there's always someone cooler than you

Now that I've got the disease
In a way I'm relieved
Cause I don't have to stress about it like you do
I might just get up and dance
Or buy some acid washed pants
If you don't care then you got nothing to lose

And I won't hesitate
Cause every moment life is slipping away
It's okay

Life is wonderful
Life is beautiful
We're all children of one big universe
So you don't have to be a chump

- Ben Folds

[Justin]

"Fuck them!  Fuck them full of holes!" - Saddam Hopper, Preacher

[Raven]

Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
-George Carlin

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Existential void where prohibited."   -Crow.   #318(SF:FA2)

[Brak]

Love this game!

[Raven]

Wise men say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza. 
Michaelangelo

[Thom_Serveaux]

"The best beach party ever was the one at Normandy!"   -TV's Frank.   #204(CC)

[Brak]

Grim Fandango Quote

[talking about the car]
Glottis: There was a high-pitched whining noise. Kinda grating, you know? I couldn't nail it down. It only stopped when I pulled up here.
Velasco: What was it? The blower?
Glottis: Nah. It was Manny, screaming like a cat tied to a cruise missile.

[Thom_Serveaux]

"And the answer is -- dull surprise!"   -Crow.   #516(AfLA)