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I just broke my chair.

Started by chinagreenelvis, September 14, 2011, 09:15:14 PM

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chinagreenelvis

Watching Birdemic made me break my chair.

D.B. Barnes

 :D

I'm not sure why, but this made me laugh out loud.

Details, please.
VIVA IL ESORDIO DEL DIABETE ADULTO DUCE!!!

chinagreenelvis

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Years ago, I sawed the arms off my chair in an attempt to free up elbow room. Apparently this weakened the structural integrity of the parts that hold it together since all of the weight is on l-shaped plastic bits instead of complete squares.

The scene where the birds SUDDENLY BEGIN DIVE BOMBING THE TOWN caused me to start thrashing around in my seat, screaming "WHAT? WHAT?! WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFF..." Something went "SNAPPO!" and now my chair is a full-time recliner.

Bob

Maybe some snoler pants can fix the chairs?

k1



emory

You can't fix a chair with stock options.

Johnny Unusual

Quote from: chinagreenelvis on September 14, 2011, 09:15:14 PM
Watching Birdemic made me break my chair.

It's always Birdemics fault, isn't it, China?