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New Short "Country Fair" Now Available! (This one is insane, people)

Started by Thrashalla, May 06, 2011, 10:48:40 AM

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Thrashalla

May 06, 2011, 10:48:40 AM
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/county-fair

Before going any further, we should stop to let you know that our new short County Fair was produced by ACI, the same acid-fueled company that brought us the notorious Grasses short. We'll pause now while those of you who have seen Grasses stop reading this immediately to purchase County Fair.

Ah, the rural county fair -- the kind of place that everyone takes their children, then immediately remembers that county fairs are no place for children, or decent folk of any age. Carnies, deep-fried treats that make the KFC Double Down seem like a heart-healthy option, and rides that are either 100% rust or coated in the blood of previous riders, there's no end to the number of ways a county fair wants to kill you. County Fair takes this bacteria farm of an environment and adds new levels of terror, with songs straight out of a bottomless David Lynch fever dream.

Dip your funnel cake in liquid mescaline and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill on the ferris wheel to eternity with County Fair!
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/county-fair

This isn't as long as most of them, but holy crap is it a trip.
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alphaman

#1
May 06, 2011, 10:50:54 AM
Sounds good... but since you brought it up, what about Grasses?

Thrashalla

#2
May 06, 2011, 10:51:49 AM
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alphaman

#3
May 06, 2011, 10:54:18 AM
Oh, didn't look close enough at that, thanks.


Been smoking too much corn.

MartyS (Gromit)

#6
May 06, 2011, 02:22:13 PM
Damn you Country Fair, damn you to hell!!!!

Dr Forrester would be so happy, we finally lose a riffer....

vampirehunter42

#7
May 06, 2011, 03:35:18 PM
Well maybe the Phantom, dictator of Krankor came in to save the day again in the unseen host segment. Wait, am I the only one who pretends that?

And though it was not said in the same manner, when Mike says "down, down, down" during one of the ferris wheel songs I just loved it.
Some of my favorite 'Things to Remember When I Become Evil Overlord'
56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

Russell

#8
September 01, 2011, 09:34:32 PM
Occasionally I'll be singing "Slipping off into the voiiidddddd" at random and for no reason
other then to amuse myself.

sarcasm_made_Easy

#9
September 01, 2011, 09:36:37 PM
Thrash is this a personal favorite?

Thrashalla

#10
September 02, 2011, 04:10:19 PM
It's up there, that's for sure. This, Drugs Are Like That, and Little Lost Scent are my personal top 3.
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Lsnake

#11
September 20, 2011, 10:44:29 AM
It's too late, we've lost him for good this time!

Cracks me up, you can just see part of that MST3K mentality where they are being tortured by watching terrible movies. I watch this one often, just as the Turkey one. Curious it's those evil guys at aci doing both.. >:D
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