A salutation...

[Reductio_ad_absurdum]

... from a fellow adventurer on this sordid and absurd frame of reference (point of view, you can say) which we do intend and do call "Planet Earth".

O, fate!  Why the conspiracy to hide this site from my sight?  So, I had a date with Chance... but come on!  It was just a fling, nothing serious!

Anywho, I've always loved MST3K, and riffing has always touched a note on my satirical heart.  In other words, I like making fun of figuratively blind people.  Not literally blind people of course... that'd be just malicious and probably against the rules.

Let my madness begin!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Hi! and welcome to the Asylum.  One of our ever so friendly orderlies will by in a jiff to show you to  your cell, I mean suite.  It has all the latest accouterments, including indoor pluming, electricity and our oh so stylish and functional wallpaper made of the finest vulcanized rubber imaginable...  Her are some items that you mayor may not find useful during your imprisonmen- stay here... *gives Reductio_ad_absurdum a Decorator Swatch Roach Watch, a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), and some Boil-In-A-Bag I.V. Dinners...*


Enjoy!

[mrbasehart]

Brilliant.  Another one of the "special people".   Welcome! 

[Thom_Serveaux]

Now now, we're all a little 'special' around here....

[Reductio_ad_absurdum]

Ooh... this is a really wonderfully comfortable jacket you gave me.  Though the smoke always seem to drift upwards into my unmentionable orifices.  Oh wait... I'm wearing it upside down.  What are the rings and bindings on the sleeves and back for however?

[Thom_Serveaux]

Ooh... this is a really wonderfully comfortable jacket you gave me.  Though the smoke always seem to drift upwards into my unmentionable orifices.  Oh wait... I'm wearing it upside down.  What are the rings and bindings on the sleeves and back for however?

So that you never lose you mittens, silly...

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster(s)!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Your watch must've stopped BBQ 

[Reductio_ad_absurdum]

Your watch must've stopped BBQ 

Cool, so what else does it do along with its BBQ stopping powers?

[Thom_Serveaux]

Your watch must've stopped BBQ 

Cool, so what else does it do along with its BBQ stopping powers?

hur hur hur....

[Minnesota]

(sorry, just reminiscing hampsterdance.com style... lol)



hur hur hur....hur hur hur....hur hur hur....hur hur hur....hur hur hur....hur hur hur....hur hur hur....hur hur hur....

[PirateGrl]

*giggles*

[Thom_Serveaux]

(sorry, just reminiscing hampsterdance.com style... lol)



hur hur hur....hur hur hur....hur hur hur....hur hur hur....hur hur hur....hur hur hur....hur hur hur....hur hur hur....

Don't think I'm not onto you, copycat...

[Invader_quirk]

  NO! 
THE PUNS! 
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!! 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Hey you, I'll have you know I'm a big fan of puns...