What is the worst movie ever made?

[doggans]

Okay, should I start a thread called. swearing ; it's the dog's bollocks so this discussion has a place to be moved to?

That title sounds more like a 1980's PSA than a thread.

[Thrifty]

Okay, should I start a thread called. swearing ; it's the dog's bollocks so this discussion has a place to be moved to?

If you like, though I'm probably done with it and maybe a few other people will toss in a few shots, and then this tangent will end and we'll get back to the main topic which is, of course, pet care.

[D.B. Barnes]

Okay, should I start a thread called. swearing ; it's the dog's bollocks so this discussion has a place to be moved to?

If you like, though I'm probably done with it and maybe a few other people will toss in a few shots, and then this tangent will end and we'll get back to the main topic which is, of course, pet care.

No! Goddamit!!! What is wrong with you people?!? Look, it's not that difficult. If you wanted to post about the worst movie ever, you should've posted last week about swearing. If you wanted to post about swearing, you should've posted two weeks ago about pet care. Let's just...think before we post, okay?

[Thrifty]

If you're watching us talk about the worst movie ever made, don't post to talk about the worst movie ever made.  Instead you should be posting about swearing, which is the topic of next week's posts.  The people who are posting about the worst movie ever made should have called last week when we were displaying the pet care posts, but we were discussing the worst movie ever made.  It's really not that difficult.

[Doctor Who?]

For some reason when I read those posts I heard John Cleese's voice in my head:)

[D.B. Barnes]

Nice one, Thrifty. 

[bta]

For some reason when I read those posts I heard John Cleese's voice in my head:)

I knew it!  He hears voices in his head.

[Bob]

For some reason when I read those posts I heard John Cleese's voice in my head:)

I knew it!  He hears voices in his head.

RVRlover has many interests outside of the elusive RVR.....

[mrbasehart]

How about this... the worst movie ever made...probably hasn't been made yet.  Cinema's only been around 110 or so years, and I expect it'll be around for quite some time to come, and with cheapening ways of making films and more people having the opportunity to have their films seen by the public via the internet, the odds that the absolute worst film to be "ever made" hasn't been shown, filmed, or even thought of just yet.

Or it could be one of these, taken from my imdb voting poll (though not in any particular discernible order):

1.    The Wild Women of Wongo (1958)
2.    The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2002)
3.    Baberellas (2003)
4.    Killjoy (2000 Video)
5.    Eegah (1962)
6.    A Prisão (1980)
7.    The Killer Shrews (1959)
8.    When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth (1970)
9.    Ein Toter hing im Netz (1960)
10.    Robot Holocaust (1986 Video)
11.    The Secret Agent Club (1996)
12.    Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College (1991 Video)
13.    Night Patrol (1984)
14.    Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996)
15.    Bikini Bloodbath (2006 Video)
16.    Hollywood-Monster (1987)
17.    The Creeping Terror (1964)
18.    Mil gritos tiene la noche (1982)
19.    Jail Bait (1954)
20.    Barbarian Queen II: The Empress Strikes Back (1992)
21.    Illegal Aliens (2007)
22.    The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
23.    Deadly Weapons (1974)
24.    I Spit on Your Corpse, I Piss on Your Grave (2001 Video)
25.    The Starfighters (1964)
26.    Sex Hex (2007 Video)
27.    Horrifying Experiments of S.S. Last Days (1977)
28.    Bride of the Monster (1955)
29.    Paroxismus (1969)
30.    City of the Living Dead (1980)
31.    Monster a-Go Go (1965)
32.    Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2008)
33.    The Wash (2001)
34.    Hobgoblins (1988)
35.    Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966)
36.    Emanuelle e gli ultimi cannibali (1977)
37.    Revolt of the Zombies (1936)
38.    The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
39.    Don't Go Near the Park (1981)
40.    The Crawling Hand (1963)
41.    The Hound of the Baskervilles (1978)
42.    The Aztec Mummy Against the Humanoid Robot (1958)
43.    The Naughty Stewardesses (1975)
44.    Street of a Thousand Pleasures (1972)
45.    O.C. Babes and the Slasher of Zombietown (2008 Video)
46.    Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell (1988 Video)
47.    Blazing Stewardesses (1975)
48.    The Mutations (1974)
49.    Radar Secret Service (1950)
50.    Racket Girls (1951)
51.    Maniac Nurses (1990)
52.    Memory Run (1996)
53.    Five the Hard Way (1969)
54.    New York Wildcats (2005 Video)
55.    Ring of Terror (1962)
56.    Rocket Attack U.S.A. (1961)
57.    Eve and the Handyman (1961)
58.    Creatures the World Forgot (1971)
59.    Nowhere (1997)
60.    Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002 Video)
61.    Prison of the Dead (2000 Video)
62.    Stripper Academy (2007 Video)
63.    Monster from Green Hell (1958)
64.    Sampo (1959)
65.    The Monster Walks (1932)
66.    South West 9 (2001)
67.    The Dead Talk Back (1993)
68.    Ankle Biters (2002 Video)
69.    El Chupacabra (2003 Video)
70.    Love to Mother (1984 Video)
71.    The Sinister Urge (1960)
72.    Olga's House of Shame (1964)
73.    Blood Sabbath (1972)
74.    Brain of Blood (1972)
75.    The Beast That Killed Women (1965)
76.    The Young Sinners (1959)
77.    One Million AC/DC (1969)
78.    Walk the Angry Beach (1968)
79.    Golden Ninja Warrior (1986)
80.    A Taste of Blood (1967)
81.    Unspeakable (2000 Video)
82.    The Monster of Camp Sunshine or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Nature (1964)
83.    Sorority Sister Slaughter (2007)
84.    Invasion Earth: The Aliens Are Here (1988)
85.    Bat Pussy (1973)
86.    The Bride of Frank (1996 Video)
87.    The Wicker Man (2006)
88.    White Slaves of Chinatown (1964)
89.    Snatched Women (1974)
90.    Horrorvision (2001 Video)
91.    Head Cheerleader Dead Cheerleader (2000 Video)
92.    Body Care and Grooming (1947 Documentary)
93.    Cool It Baby (1967)
94.    Devil's Due (1973)
95.    Prom Night (2008)
96.    The Devil's Bloody Playthings (2005 Video)
97.    Sambar Salsa (2007)
98.    Panty Girls (1972)
99.    Evil Ways of Love (1972)
100.    Johnny at the Fair (1947 Short Film)

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12.    Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College (1991 Video)

Oddly enough that's the only one not in print.

[Doctor Who?]

The Bride of Frank???

[dalem]

I looked up the wiki article for North, and under the "Reception" section it calls Richard Belzer a "comedian".  It turns out he used to be a stand up comic.  You learn something new every day....

Yeah, but not a good one.

-dale

[D.B. Barnes]

For some reason when I read those posts I heard John Cleese's voice in my head:)

I knew it!  He hears voices in his head.

RVRlover has many interests outside of the elusive RVR.....

I have heard people refer to RVR as the Robert Denby of Mexico.

[Russell]

For some reason when I read those posts I heard John Cleese's voice in my head:)

I knew it!  He hears voices in his head.

RVRlover has many interests outside of the elusive RVR.....

I have heard people refer to RVR as the Robert Denby of Mexico.

I just got a crazy inspiration... had anybody EVER made a video where some freak with
mascara running down their face screams "LEAVE ROBERT DENBY ALONE!!!! LEAVE
'IM ALOOONNAHHHHH"?

[Doctor Who?]

I have to say i think the G.I.Joe movie should be on a list of worst animated movies.  The animation is pretty bad,you can't call the things in it characters,the action scenes make no sense,it's dialog is confusing,and it has a stupid cop out ending.  It's pretty bad.