Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?

[macleod]

"Mustn't hate. Mustn't hate."
"At least not so overtly!"
"Yes. Must DISGUISE our hate just a little."

(From MST3K: Final Sacrifice. :^))

Great episode...Zap Rowsdower right?

[Pak-Man]

That's the one. :^)

[macleod]

Actually I think SW Ep 1 could have used some good hockey hair to spruce it up

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

wasnt chewie sporting hockey hair?

[macleod]

No, I don't think it was quite hoserific enough...he had more of a christian slater hair thing going down

[DeadlyCinema]

Don't worry, the next two "Star Wars" prequels overflow with hockey hair, hope they do a Rifftrax on them!

Matthew
myspace.com/deadlycinema

[macleod]

Hocky hair makes everything seem better




....by comparison

[DeadlyCinema]

Hockey hair is cathartic. Everything's always oooookay.

Matthew
myspace.com/deadlycinema

[RobtheBarbarian]

They most certainly were not being too harsh, thank you very much. I'd forgotten how much this movie truly sucked, probably because I was too young when I saw it (I was left with a vague impression of it being cheap and puerile, though). I saw the RiffTrax version and it all came flodding back... I sat there with a slack-jawed stare that reflected my disbelief that anyone could shift so completely and seamlessly from A New Hope to "meesa called Jar-Jar Binks!".

To me, TPM is like a caricature of everything that was mildly corny and silly about the first three movies magnified by a factor of 100, with every redeeming quality removed. It's more like an amateur (possibly retarded) director with limited knowledge of Star Wars trying to make an imitation movie than an actual genuine Star Wars movie.

Edit: I used to have hockey hair, and it really is kind of theraputic. You can rub your fingers through the thick mat on the top of your head and sort of.... get lost in it.

"Well, I feel great! I've never felt so masculine! I feel like Guy Lafleur..."

[macleod]

Hockey hair is cathartic.

Hmm....nice philosophy....was that Aristotle who said that?

[DeadlyCinema]

Nope, Galileo. 

Matthew
myspace.com/deadlycinema

[macleod]

I thought Galileo said "torches,....execution? ....f it...the earth is at the center of your stupid universe"

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

wouldnt you say it too?

[macleod]

wouldnt you say it too?

Yes, yes, I would...but I still think the hocky hair philosophy is an important part of Western History

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

at least we dont wear poofy shirts and frilly collars anymore