Spiderman, Rebooted

[MSTJedi]

It's interesting to see that the thing in most of the responses about is the common confusion by which people think British = English, it doesn't.

Interesting how exactly?

The same way most "Americans" think the U.S. is the only country in North America.

[Bob]

It's interesting to see that the thing in most of the responses about is the common confusion by which people think British = English, it doesn't.

Interesting how exactly?

The same way most "Americans" think the U.S. is the only country in North America.

Well, the only one that matters at any rate.   

[CrowTeeRobot]

Ladies and gentlemen, here's our Peter Parker.



Fucking Twilight hair...

On the other hand, Gwen Stacey is lookin' mighty fine!


And I don't like the new costume much.

Blackened crotch? WTF?

[MSTJedi]

Please tell me that's not the costume . . . come on, people!

[Tripe]

On the other hand, Gwen Stacey is lookin' mighty fine!

Spoiler

She'll have red hair again right, like in Easy A? Jobs a goodun.

[Doctor Who?]

Ladies and gentlemen, here's our Peter Parker.



Fucking Twilight hair...

On the other hand, Gwen Stacey is lookin' mighty fine!


And I don't like the new costume much.

Blackened crotch? WTF?

I have finally seen something that is just as stupid as the Batnipples.

[CrowTeeRobot]

On the other hand, Gwen Stacey is lookin' mighty fine!

Spoiler

She'll have red hair again right, like in Easy A? Jobs a goodun.

Gwen Stacey, not Mary Jane there, Tripe. 

[Tripe]

I don't know I've never read a Spiderman comic in my life, barely even watched the films, he's kind of boring as superheroes go, I simply remember foxy redheads.

So again we'll have somebody who looks lovely with red hair having to flounce about with blond tresses instead, sigh.

[Sideswipe]

That cant be the costume.  That looks like some piece of shit costume someone made at home for comic con.

[Scribblesense]

That cant be the costume.  That looks like some piece of shit costume someone made at home for comic con.

That's the real thing. Here's an "official" photo:

Spoiler

Man I hope this movie bombs so Sony will give the rights back to Marvel.

[Sideswipe]

Fuck thats a terrible costume.  If they can't even afford a decent looking suit, I have a feeling there is going to be Spider-Man musical level webslinging in this movie.  Marvel is going to have to reboot this reboot.

he's kind of boring as superheroes go

He's just blandly written in the movies.  Watch some of Fox's old 90's Spider-Man animated show.

[Tripe]

No I've found him boring since the comic books, he just doesn't interest me as a character.

[Johnny Unusual]

Ladies and gentlemen, here's our Peter Parker.



Fucking Twilight hair...

If I was told that was a picture of Harry Osborn after he joined a shoegazer band, then I might buy it.

[Scribblesense]

If I was told that was a picture of Harry Osborn after he joined a shoegazer band, then I might buy it.

The hell's a shoegazer?

Also, I just noticed he's holding a skateboard.

Spoiler

HELL YEAH!!!

If this movie is trying to bring back the 90's love for skateboarding and/or all things EXTREME, I am okay with this. Maybe I'll actually learn to skate this time around...

[Tripe]

If I was told that was a picture of Harry Osborn after he joined a shoegazer band, then I might buy it.

The hell's a shoegazer?

It's a commonwealth term (thought it was just British but I guess it's known in Canada too), it means a kind of Artsy Alt Rock all psychedelia and walls of sound with the members of the band staring at the floor while on stage.