Rank-a-Riff

[Variety of Cells]

Don't have time to sift through the thoughts topic?  Have a poll fetish?  Can't read?  No worries.  Just rank your Rifftrax here.

And don't forget to vote again on the actual Rifftrax page, where you purchase the Rifftrax.

[macleod]

Easily the best riff since Road House, I give it a 10 out of 10 drinkable bottles of valvoline

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

Definitely a ten.

Mike is awesome by himself.

[MrTorso]

Good stuff!! Second to Road House as far as I am concerned.

[kodiakthejuggler]

Wow. You guys are being quite lax about this one. I gotta say it just doesn't hold up to the best ones. But more on that in the "Thoughts" section...

[macleod]

Wow. You guys are being quite lax about this one. I gotta say it just doesn't hold up to the best ones. But more on that in the "Thoughts" section...

Sigh...Kodiak...

[mrbasehart]

I thought it was great, though perhaps not the heights of his recent ventures with the guys.  8.

[KaneRobot]

9. This was my favorite in a long time and definitely my favorite with Mike flying solo.  Heck, I don't even find this movie that horrible, it's not nearly as insulting as some of the other crappy 80's Stallone pics - Cobra, Tango & Cash, Rhinestone (!!)...you get the idea.  Great stuff.

[macleod]

Yeah, this movie was just plain stupid...Cobra WAS insultingly awful

[MisterRiffley]

i'm stingy, i gave it a seven. i think i've given everything sevens or eights, i'm saving my nines and tens for the sheer brilliance i know mike's capable of. like, if  he ever does a two-fer with trace beaulieu i'll be glad i saved my tens.

so far, i liked this but not as much as i liked terminator 3, which i saw at about the same time. i liked wicker man, but not as much as roadhouse. roadhouse is brilliant! my favorite so far, with T3 coming in second.

[Waluigi]

10

I love this goofy movie, but Mike makes it 10 times better. Arm wrestling, truck driving, a whinny kid. Whats not to like?

[BathTub]

Man that kid was an ass. But a fun riff.