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What is the Matrix?

Started by Johnny_Short_Torso, February 25, 2007, 05:07:36 PM

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Johnny_Short_Torso

The Matrix is the accumulated wisdom of all the autobots.  ;D

gbeenie

No one can be told what RiffTrax is... you have to hear it for yourself (this is actually true).
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

gbeenie

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Quote from: Johnny_Short_Torso on February 25, 2007, 05:07:36 PM
The Matrix is the accumulated wisdom of all the autobots.  ;D

Aw, c'mon... if the Autobots were that wise, they'd have started firing when they saw Michael Bay's ship approaching.  :)
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

sarcasm_made_Easy

i wonder how many terrabyte servers are required to power the matrix

gbeenie

Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 26, 2007, 09:10:02 AM
i wonder how many terrabyte servers are required to power the matrix

I think I remember there being somewhere (not in the movies) a description of the processing power of a high-end desktop being barely capable of rendering one hair on an Agent's head.

The cooling fans alone must take up half of North America.  :)
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

Johnny_Short_Torso

Quote from: gbeenie on February 26, 2007, 05:44:02 AM
Aw, c'mon... if the Autobots were that wise, they'd have started firing when they saw Michael Bay's ship approaching.  :)
What actually took place is under debate, but here is the rumored conversation between Optimus
Prime and Michael Bay:
"Alright Bay... we won't kill you, but if you totally $*%& this up, we will tear you apart
like a snotty kleenex."

MSTJedi

#6
I must admit that I'm anticipating the Transformers movie quite a bit (see avatar). I'll heartily second the dismemberment of Bay if he screws it up.

I'll also admit that the source material isn't exactly Shakespeare, so all he'll need is some cool robots kicking some serious butt and a semi-coherent story and it'll be a success in my eyes.