Hi to one and all

[rexdart]

...and remember:  Big knees are the sign of a good henchmen.

[Thom_Serveaux]

Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives rexdart a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

[PirateGrl]

Hello and welcome!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Now are forums are ethnically diverse, now that we have an Eskimo spy amongst us...

[mrbasehart]

Hello! With all the crazy people around here lately, we should start issuing straight-jackets at the door.  Thom! Get to it!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Sir! Yes Sir!!! *offers a rather snappy salute, does an about face, and promptly crashes into teh door behind him Knocking himself unconscious*

[rexdart]

Thanks for the welcome. It's great to finally have a place to display the animation I made 

[Thom_Serveaux]

that is just so cool...

[mrbasehart]

Hey! That little animation thingy is awesome!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Not as cool as you though, MB...

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster(s)!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[kodiakthejuggler]

Cool!

Another bloke from across the pond!!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Cool!

Another bloke from across the pond!!

Nice quote there, btw......

[fanboy3445]

Good time of day to you, other new person! 

*Rowsdower gives the Eskimo Spy the thumbs up and offers a cigarette*