New Short "Seven Little Ducks" Available Now!!!

[Thrashalla]

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/seven-little-ducks

When police inspector Launchpad McQuack receives a phone call that Huey, Dewey and Louie have gone missing, his initial inclination was to suspect the Beagle Boys - a suspicion that his neighbor Donald Duck was only too happy to go along with.  But Donald seemed a little too concerned about keeping Launchpad away from his newly planted garden bed, instead plying the straight-laced cop with a dish he called "Diablo Pato."  And that's when the first severed head turned up in a box on Launchpad's doorstep, pulling him down into a twisted web of intrigue, with the case growing more depraved and fiendish with each passing hour.

Sorry about that, that would be the plot of Se7en Little Ducks.  Seven Little Ducks on the other hand is a good-natured short about a brace of ducks.  You might assume that there would be seven ducks, but you would be a moron for expecting the good people at Coronet Films to do something as logical as naming their educational short in accordance with how many ducks are actually in said short.

The ducks are owned by Carol, who is played by a Gamorrean Guard.  Carol has mastered basic duck-care skills such as feeding them gravel and strangling them.  The ducks detest their cruel owner, and led by the hideous Father Duck, whose skin condition makes Two Face look like a Noxzema model, plan a coup.  I'm sorry, I'm also being informed that that should be "Coop", and is not a bloody takeover, but rather the enclosure within which the ducks reside.

Obviously we can't get our details right about the content of the short, so just tune in to Seven Little Ducks along with Mike, Kevin and Bill and see for yourself.  Quack.
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/seven-little-ducks

[PlayMSTie]

I have to say, the "Se7en Little Ducks" thing quacked -- er, cracked me up. You guys are totally sick. And that's why I love you. 

[Lemming Howard]

Best short ever.

[Rattrap007]

Loved the pig girl jokes. Love it when the guys are cruel like that..

[MartyS (Gromit)]

This one fell flat for me, only a few good laughs.  I don't know if they record these in order but the last one had them making fun of the way the mom looks and this one they make fun of the little girl, just too much cruelty in 2 shorts in a row.

[Thrashalla]

Now that we've heard from the runner-up in the Pig-Resembling contest....


(I'm sorry but I couldn't help it...that was served up too nicely!  )

[Rattrap007]

I frankly prefer the jokes to be a little mean spirited now and then.

[MerryWanna]

I frankly prefer the jokes to be a little mean spirited now and then.

Even when I dun' like something mean - I'm not big on fat jokes and dead-cat jokes - I'd still enjoy the rest of it and would never dream of pushing censorship.  I even half-regret the feedback comment I made about the weighting of dead-cat jokes in riffs.  This one is an excellent example of how there's dead-EVERYTHING jokes in these things.

And I certainly would not want to live in a PG-13 world.