Rank-a-Riff

[Variety of Cells]

Don't have time to sift through the thoughts topic?  Have a poll fetish?  Can't read?  No worries.  Just rank your Rifftrax here.

[Hazzah]

I have to say: 7  I really feel awful for ANY riffer when they try so hard to make an unwatchable movie such as this entertaining in some way. 

[Minnesota]

Perfect 10!

[countraven]

Sometimes movies are just too bad to be made funny, unfortunately the Rifftrax could not save this horrible turd of a film.  There were some good bits here and there, but overall not that funny.  I did like Kevin's super-slow acting bit.

[Watchman]

I give it a 9. What cracked me up the most was their genuine reactions to Brando's weirdness. When he's playing the piano duet with the midget-sloth, Kevin just laughs out of disbelief and says "This might be the most messed up scene in any movie, ever."

[Doctor Who?]

This is now in my top five tracks of all time.  The perfect combo of a movie that wasn't just bad it was weird and top notch riffing.

[Watchman]

This is now in my top five tracks of all time.  The perfect combo of a movie that wasn't just bad it was weird and top notch riffing.

I love the moment when Brando's doing the piano duet with Majai the midget-sloth: "This might be the most messed up moment in any movie, ever." I think Brando was riffing the movie while he was acting in it. The behind-the-scenes disaster story of this movie is rather entertaining as well: http://www.everythingisundercontrol.org/nagtloper/iviews/lostsouls.php .