"Star Trek: the Motion Picture": where did it go?

[Pastshelfdate]

Riffers, support staff, this really hurts.  I couldn't find "Star Trek: the Motion[less] Picture" in "My Files," nor could I find it in the alphabetized list of riffs, with the other Star Trek movies.  What has happened?  I know I had at least one download left.  I lost a bunch of riff tracks when my old hard drive was dying, and some files couldn't be recovered.

Today I emailed an old friend, a big Star Trek fan, telling him I had the riff track to "the Motion Picture," but now I find that I don't .

This is serious.  What other track simply went away?  Please respond by email, as with my ADD, and home 28K dial-up (all I can afford), it will be a pain to wade through pages of forum posts.

[goflyblind]

the first star trek movie? they haven't riffed that one. unless it's an iriff, but i don't see that in the iriff list. now you've got me all confused.

[RoninFox]

the first star trek movie? they haven't riffed that one. unless it's an iriff, but i don't see that in the iriff list. now you've got me all confused.

it is an iRiff.  One of mine, and the first I ever put on iRiffs. Here's the product page.

http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/ronin-fox-trax/ronin-fox-trax-star-trek-motion-picture

Pastshelfdate, does the "you own this" box show up there?

[Pastshelfdate]

Thank you, sir!  You may not be able to shoot straight, but I'll handle that part for you.  I was the only one who knew not to tilt the poor old M-16 sideways, to shoot while wearing the old fat-cheek-pouch gas mask.  So I took care of others' silhouette targets for them.  Did anyone thank me for tilting my head, instead?  Noooooo.  Oh, well.  How do you suppose they knew I would fit in as Disembaudio's squadio?

Anyway, the link you provided worked, and yes, there was a box saying I already own the riff track.  It's a great one, by the way.  I keep trying to share it with friends, but no one else wants to sit through that movie.  I was also confused about the difference between iRiffs and Rifftrax Presents.  Darn.  I'm so lame, sometimes.

Thanks, again, for a great riff, and for reuniting me with it.  By the way, what other riffs have you done.  I think I may have some.  I slowed down on buying used DVDs for a while.  I need to get back into the matching game to end all matching games: movies and riffs!

[RoninFox]

Glad you enjoyed the riff, though I do understand why someone would be reluctant to sit through that movie.  Editing the thing almost killed me, sometimes at night I still have nightmares of staring silently at a viewscreen while nothing aggressively happens on it.

So far I have 11 riffs up for sale.  I've got two VOD shorts:  Pearl of the Orient and The Lost City Chapter 4.  I also did one tv special, The He-Man She-Ra Christmas Special.  Full movie riffs other that Star Trek are four Nightmare on Elm Street movies (so far), The Last Unicorn, Masters of the Universe, and most recently Wizard of Oz.

They're all right here. http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/ronin-fox-trax

This concludes this test of the emergency shilling system.