Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

[Toby Danger]

Dear Christ... what was I thinking when I picked this up at my local supermarket for 97p?

I'm sure you've heard about this film, but believe me, until you've seen it, you have no idea just how terrible it is. John Barrowman must thank the lord every night that he still has a career after this dreck.

Where do I begin... the fact that 80% of the camerawork seems to be focused on the nearest woman's ass? The evil C.E.O character who's obviously reading his lines from a cuecard? That even though it's set in Mexico, there are no Mexican people in this film at all? (According to the cast list, it was apparently filmed in Bulgaria!) Jenny McShane's inability to cry convincingly? The lack of any actual sharks?

I'd recommend it for a Rifftrax, but I wouldn't want to wish this film on anybody. It's so bad, it goes round to being hilarious, then right around again to awful.

[SaucyRossy]

Wow I thought I was the only person to of enjoyed the horror of this movie......

As I said in another thread.

I am the same way! I proudly talk about my love for Navy Seals, the finer points of The High Road to China starring Tom Selleck. I love my copy of Shark Attack 3: Megalon because it is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen, but for the longest time and especially on this board I felt that not many others did not feel the same way, but you have shown me the light!

[Bob]

I think, deep down, all rifftrax ans mst3k guys like these kind of films.   Hey, i own "dracula vs Frankenstein" and "Zoltan:  Hound of Dracula".   Oh lord, let their be a rifftrax for those!

[mrbasehart]

I believe Shark Attack 3 (and its prequels) are provided by the satanic cult/straight-to-dvd company NUIMAGE.

[Thom_Serveaux]

Wow I thought I was the only person to of enjoyed the horror of this movie......

As I said in another thread.

I am the same way! I proudly talk about my love for Navy Seals, the finer points of The High Road to China starring Tom Selleck. I love my copy of Shark Attack 3: Megalon because it is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen, but for the longest time and especially on this board I felt that not many others did not feel the same way, but you have shown me the light!

Recently, I've been watching a bunch of episodes of FOP(Fairly Oddparents) episodes that I'd downloaded.  In 'Movie Magic' Timmy tries so hard to make a movie to win the local film festival.  It does, but only because it's sooooooo bad that it wins as a comedy smash hit.  The irony here is of course that he wasn't entered in the comedy category....