a goblet full of your favourite lines

[ShadowDog]

I'd hit that if she looked like the top right photo.  ROWL

[NRRork]

Voldemort- 'atta boy, Harry!

"Way to be tortured."

Or however that went.

We had that same joke, but it wound up cut. It was funny, but it ran to close to another joke that I preferred. Actually, there's about 20 spots where we came up with almost the exact same joke.

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

Voldemort- 'atta boy, Harry!

"Way to be tortured."

Or however that went.

We had that same joke, but it wound up cut. It was funny, but it ran to close to another joke that I preferred. Actually, there's about 20 spots where we came up with almost the exact same joke.

I found that my own riff and the official RiffTrax had surprisingly little overlap. Oddly enough, the times we most closely echoed each other were more obscure and random moments.

[Pak-Man]

"I promise not to kill you."

Spiiiider!

[jas722]

Watching this again, and the Adolf Hitler references are awesome.

along with

Harry to Ron: "I've been thinking Ron what do you think are the chances of you having a career after these movies are done?"

I'm liking this riff a lot. I hope they continue the Harry Potter Riffs 

[Thrifty]

"Nerdy kid rejected by a cute Asian girl.  I'm sure the audience had no trouble identifying with that."

[Pak-Man]

"Boys..."

"How can you be so sure?"

[Halifirien]

I loved the "Magnets... how do they work?" bit, and Snape inviting Harry in for pie.

I watched the movie by myself and then a second time because my sister wanted to see it. It's scary that we both had the same "Heathers" joke go through our heads when Mr. Diggory was wailing over his dead kid. We yelled "I love my dead gay son!"

[Lovye]

Live cam at a Samuel Beckett character's house.

CSI: Burwick Upon Tweed

Yes, young Andy Rooney?

Your dramatically-timed tea is ready.

A rice grain for each of the 50 kids in this family.

Ahhhhhhh!!  Undead!
--Quick!  Fall in love with it, ahhhh!
----Make that love co-dependant and brooding, ahhhhh!
And very mumbly & pause-filled, ahhhh!
--AHHHHH
----AHHHHH

*tsk* Nobody ever explains anything to wizard children.  It's often deadly, but, fun!

Yes, any advanced briefing on this danger-filled process would have been so ~muggle~.

Magi, how's it hangin'?

...To have sex, but I'm off topic...

They accidentally make camp at World War One?

The collected wizarding world is powreless against six bad guys.

G*d they turned it into New Jersey!

The 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse, Minor Vandalism.

*whining* But, I'm the most powerful wizard of our age, and I -- WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME?

[Lovye]

~Doctor~ Who, actually.

Buuut, Hedwig bails to take a take an offer with the Tootsie Pop people.

A train like that should have at least one festidious Belgian detective aboard at all times.

It's the Edmund Fitzgerald and their all alright!  Hooray!

And an army of Clara Barton cos players decended upon Hogwarts.

Ron's pants are suddenly too tight.

I will now fight the big lady to the death.

They work exclusively in spells involving chess.

Snape's in love.

So it seems other wizarding schools are a lot more tumbling based.

The benefit of the "All-Vodka Diet".

Ice cream sundaes by Dr. Seuss.

Which gets about as much respect as the U.N.

FRAU BLUCHER!

Am I colourful enough?  I can wear an egg on my head or foam at the mouth or something.

Hello?  Heil Hitler, everyone.

What the hell's he doing with his hands?

He's going to mysteriously sew an embroidery sampler.

Surrendering entirely to them, that is.

You need to overACT; you need to push the levels of hamminess!

This guy's Amy Whinehouse levels of unstable.

Answer: Observing the flame situation or lack there of in regards to their pants.

For the love of G*d, arachnids don't have vocal cords, how am I screaming?

Your hurting that innocent, horrible thing that was...just on our faces.  Nevermind, just continue.

Time for satanic vespers.

Thank you for entering, unnamed characters.  Don't call us, we'll call you.

C'mon, put your name in, Cedric!  What's the worst that could happen? *chuckes*

I entered a contest, have a full body man-hug!

Hooray!  This, somehow, warrants applause!

Cedric Diggory's ears perk up...

YAY!  We just defeated the powerful magic we got told existed...hmmm....

Rejected. Next!

A-ha!  Foiled by Dumbledore's back-up measure, the anti-wanker circle!

Ah, The "Fight" Chant.  If there's a fight taking place, and you're an idiot, try, the "Fight" chant.

Mudblood llllllllllllllllllllllady.

Attention, viewers!  It is 12:00 and very shortly we WILL be starting the movie.

And, many more of you are crushed with disappointment.

Is there a student at this school named, "Harry Potter"?

Ron is bothered by the fact something extraordinary happens to the boy all the extraordinary things ALWAYS happen to.

There, there, Harry, maybe if you saved the entire school a FOURTH time, you'd've earned some trust.

Alright, must've been a mistake.  Who's for Quiddich?

Hitler VANTS!

Vy did I ever leave my bunker?

We must alex the sundaten land!

Get. Funky.?

So let's withhold vital information from him.

Cancelling the exceedingly dangerous tournament is, apparently, not an option.

That is one prhase you don't want to hear one boy say to another in a boarding school dorm.

We publish on subway walls.

Yeah, the wizarding world cares deeply about this contest for teenagers.

So, let's get this out of the way, Diggory's gay, right? HA! I knew it!

Not without a couple of fat guys.

I-I have SAVED the school THREE times!

Then how do you explain this entry form with your name misspelled in Voldemort's handwritting?

Oh, you don't like that?  Fine.  We'll change it to, "futally tried to conceal his boner."
--You know what, that first one was fine.
"...By holding his backpack in front of him in a way that still looked totally obvious."
--No, "Ghosts of my Past," that was great!

OWL say she is!

So, don't dangle your sausage-like fingers in front of it's razor-sharp beak, you moron.

"...Futally tried to conceal his boner..."

So, it's pretty much, definitely your new teacher then.

Mnnnn, you're eyes look pretty shifty there...
--JUST A DREAM!

Anymore?  When was it ever?

Okay, do the adults who are putting on the tournament where kids die have a choice?!

Actualrepresentationofthestateofthenewspaperindustry.

I warned you about enjoying things, Neville.

That the following bit is ripped-off from any-given sit-com.

Uh, Ron, I don't think your invisibility cloak is working.

That there are characters named, "Dean," and, "Pavarti".

Which is why I only just now asked you if you had the cloak.

[Lovye]

She just NOTICED that?

I want to smell the burning flesh of those underpaid, immigrant workers.

It certainly doesn't SEEM that original.

If only there was a movie instructing him how to TRAIN his dragon; but, there isn't.

Ron nearly fainted when he saw a tube of go-gurt.

Ron's brother is a Romanian dragon dealer?

My G*d, he's being cyber-bullied, but in real life!

Good, I'm not sharing.

Oh, yeah, warn him about the dragons, oh yeah, just like that.

The crap that you'll have to put up with from fat middle age women in four years will even all this out.

All right, see you in the room we share.

A pathetic?
--Yeah, he the sucks.

Nah! UGH!  I brushed up against his Crabbe & Goyles!

The wizard world can't come up with a more ellegant solution than a huge prosthetic leg?
--Ah, they're too busy making puke flavoured jelly beans.

Mkay, why did he do that?

So, 80% fairie princess?

Which include move heavy things and being confused.

Several wands in fact and if you tie them together with twine, are you allowed twine, you can fashion a crude, broom-like object  Harry?  Harry, where'd you go?

The twins need to know if you're not so they can adjust the odds.

Mmmove several inches over here...good.

Now that I've slightly changed where you were standing for no apparent reason....

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

I'd say she's aged pretty well, considering she's about 75 now.  But she was pretty smokin' back in the day.

Seventy five? O_O That wizardly vixen barely looks a day over 48.

One of my favorite lines?

"Safety measures failing at Hogwarts? How unimaginable!"

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

\
CSI: Burwick Upon Tweed


Your dramatically-timed tea is ready.


Ahhhhhhh!!  Undead!
--Quick!  Fall in love with it, ahhhh!
----Make that love co-dependant and brooding, ahhhhh!
And very mumbly & pause-filled, ahhhh!
--AHHHHH
----AHHHHH

2nded xD

[CJones]

"Closecallicus Lastminutetatus!"

"Give him that cat ear medicine and watch him bolt for the john."

"Nobody's mentioning that one student death is the lowest in three decades."
"And only three teacher intiated attacks."
"And they released unspeakable evil on the world, but only at the end of the Spring term, so they're calling it a banner year."

"When is he going to learn that everything, EVERYTHING, at hogwarts wants to kill you and send you to hell."

"Yes the spiked punch did flow at the ball that night, and afterwards countless mistakes were made in private rooms of the famed school. From then on it would be known for a very different kind of warts."

[TTYT]

-"Their house is so whimsical, I could fart rainbows"

-"Where everyone just turned on their MacBooks at once, it seems."

-"Think someone put the Jay Lenocis spell on him."

-(as the train goes by) "I feel like that should have at least one fastidious Belgian detective at all times."

-"Can we not do that trick again, Captain?"

-"Cute, but they've just released a BIRDEMIC!" (<-My fave riff of `em all)

-"They froze Smaug in carbonite to make an example of him."

-"Yeah. So, f@#$ing magnets, how do they work?"

"Kim Novak, no!"

-"That is a phrase you don't wanna hear one boy say to another in a boarding school dorm room."

-"I put the odds on 80% that Filch is underneath the bleachers doing...God knows what..."

-"Could either of you explain the appeal of 6-hour Bollywood films to me?"

-"Deleted scenes from the Are You Afraid of the Dark? intro."

-"Wait, they have a 30-person hot tub in this school and isn't full all the time? Man, these teens are messed up."

-"Myrtle?" "Why aren't you in hell?"

-"Dah! That's not the faucet!"

-"Old one-eye is behind you. Wait, that - That came out wrong..."

-"Whaa! Evil whaa!"

-"SsssMOKIN!"

-"He's turning into Bat Boy!"

-"Somebody suddenly feels like an idiot."

-"Guah! I swear that's Bill Walton in drag!"