a goblet full of your favourite lines

[goflyblind]

so far:

the house is so whimisical i could fart rainbows

the freakout at the sparkly guy's introduction

i don't care what gene kelly says, i'm having no fun singing and dancing in this

effin' magnets

salacious crumb

the slow-clap

[Indomitus]

the house is so whimisical i could fart rainbows

Agreed on that one.
Still watching...

[NRRork]

"Her family comes from the Highlands of China."

"Is your family's tartan just red?"

Those all echo thoughts I had when the movie first came out.

[NRRork]

"It's a real bloodbath out here, the carnage is unbelievable! And now for our last contestant: Mr. Potter!!!"

[Lemming Howard]

Adam and eve aren't going to tempt themselves.


I use a variation of this line when I need a reason to have a few as in "That wine won't drink itself."  Good for any other vice you can think of.

[mearnest]

Sirius Black
No non-sense Hip Hop artist

[Compound]

"It looks like someone cast the Jay Lenoicus spell on him."

"Magic is magical isn't it?"

"See what happens, folks?"

"It seems other wizard schools are much more tumbling based."

The reference to the wonders of electromagnetism

"For the love of God, I have no vocal cords! How am I screaming?"

"that was the original network pitch for Family Guy."

"It was Crazy Cupcake Guy."

The Swedish Dragon.

"Is your family tartan just solid red...?"

"Wizard Joan Rivers."

"And drawn some 'colorful illustrations' of them too."

The only Jimmy Fallon reference that will likely ever be made in Rifftrax.

"Way to lose every competition!"

And another reference to both Birdemic and the Osmonds.

[DrForester]

I knew they wouldn't forget a good Doctor Who joke. 

[byuni]

Please... Kevin... the proper term is WNBA player.

[ShadowDog]

"But I've saved the school three times!"

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

It's like Angelica Houston swallowed Manute Bol

[eegah]

I love it when they make fun of the arbitrary rules of the contests. Awarding extra points or giving a higher placing, just cause.

[cfkane]

"Hey! It's Doctor, uh..."

"Who."

"No, gimme a second I'll think of it..."

[ShadowDog]

So was that actor in Dr. Who or does he just look like a guy who was?  Not being a Dr. Who fan myself, I could see either being funny.

[DrForester]

So was that actor in Dr. Who or does he just look like a guy who was?  Not being a Dr. Who fan myself, I could see either being funny.

The actor was David Tennant who played Doctor Who for 3 seasons up until the newest season started.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenth_Doctor