20 questions today, 4/16/2010

[MontyServo]

Yeah I miss the days when he'd pwn punks left and right.  Now you have to be an uberdouche to get him to come out of hiding.  (Present company excepted, Monty)

I don't think I was being that unreasonable with my comments.  But I understand what you are saying.

I'm still excited that I was sold a Rifftrax by Bill personally.  Cause now, I have to buy it..

[spaceforarent]

Yeah I miss the days when he'd pwn punks left and right.  Now you have to be an uberdouche to get him to come out of hiding.  (Present company excepted, Monty)

I don't think I was being that unreasonable with my comments.  But I understand what you are saying.

I'm still excited that I was sold a Rifftrax by Bill personally.  Cause now, I have to buy it..

...OR ELSE.
Ok, I didn't mean to hit caps lock there, but I guess it works.

[RVR II]

I'm still excited that I was sold a Rifftrax by Bill personally.  Cause now, I have to buy it..

More like a subliminal message from Bill saying..
"You Will buy this RiffTrax or you will suffer through endless negative rants by Me personally!!"

[bettertomorrowamy]

I wonder if it would be kosher to create an iRiff where you took the Avatar Rifftrax and added your own meta-commentary about the inherent objectionableness of their riffs.  It would be a recorded heckling of the guy's Rifftrax within the Rifftrax itself.  Every Horatio Sans joke or Daddy Day Care pwned.  Something to think about.

[mrbasehart]

I mean Mike will not touch showgirls...

Well, he is married.

[RVR II]

I mean Mike will not touch showgirls...

Well, he is married.

So am I but I'll touch me some Showgirls

[mrbasehart]

I mean Mike will not touch showgirls...

Well, he is married.

So am I but I'll touch me some Showgirls

*e-mails this message to RVR's wife*

[RVR II]

I mean Mike will not touch showgirls...

Well, he is married.

So am I but I'll touch me some Showgirls

*e-mails this message to RVR's wife*

[ShadowDog]

An Mst3k youtube clip?  Well i'm sure comedy central will be pulling that within minutes...right?

Naw, man, MST3K put out on an official album and that song was on it.  I got that, Living In Deep 13, and When I Held Your Brain In My Arms.  My three favorite songs.

I'm still excited that I was sold a Rifftrax by Bill personally.  Cause now, I have to buy it..

LMFAO!

[FBX]

Watching this one in theaters, what stood out to me was how terrible the Colonel's lines were, as if the actor in the movie said, "Oh I'll be in your movie but I'll be damned if I'm not the one writing my own lines for it!"

Same with the mexican chick, who looks like she also said, "Oh I'll be in your movie, but I'll be damned if I'm not re-incarnating the character I played for Resident Evil!"

[Sharktopus]

How many times are we going to have to tell people that there is no way they will ever riff Passion of the Christ.  I mean Mike will not touch showgirls so there is no chance he will touch this. 

Possible RiffTrax Presents maybe

I would totally take a stab at if the movie were in English. And shorter.

[Sharktopus]

Watching this one in theaters, what stood out to me was how terrible the Colonel's lines were, as if the actor in the movie said, "Oh I'll be in your movie but I'll be damned if I'm not the one writing my own lines for it!"

Same with the mexican chick, who looks like she also said, "Oh I'll be in your movie, but I'll be damned if I'm not re-incarnating the character I played for Resident Evil!"

I think Cameron just dusted off his old casting sheet for Aliens.

How many times are we going to have to tell people that there is no way they will ever riff Passion of the Christ.  I mean Mike will not touch showgirls so there is no chance he will touch this. 

Possible RiffTrax Presents maybe

I would totally take a stab at if the movie were in English. And shorter.

[dalem]

I still don't get the Cameron haters, he made a typical summer blockbuster, a mindless fun ride, it's not like he's the only one doing that.

Oh I don't hate him.  He's just been very public with his statements about what he feels about people who know that "global warming" is a crock of shite.  He publically states that such people are poopyheads, I refuse to patronize his business.  All's fair.

I still like Aliens.

-dale

[Edward J Grug III]

 

[Pak-Man]

Looking forward to this. I'm working an earlier shift than usual for the next couple weeks and I'll actually be home in time to watch it the first night. I liked Avatar enough to pick up the Blu-ray (If the price is $20ish or less) and the Rifftrax will propel it into true awesomeness!