Charlie Swan, The Motion Picture

[Cosmic Muse]

Maybe it's because I love Billy Burke as Bella's long suffering (Boy does Bella make the poor guy sufffer!) dad, but I think a spinoff movie chronicling just his adventures alone would be much more exciting than the melodrama of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. I've even been thinking of writing fanfictions featuring Charlie and his quest for love and justice in Forks.

[Scribblesense]

Write some fanfiction about his glorious mustache.

[Moca Java]

I loves me some Charlie. The love between him and Billy is so beautiful, they should totally make Brokeback Twilight. Also, he has a porn 'stache. How can you not love a guy with a porn 'stache?

[Scribblesense]

I loves me some Charlie. The love between him and Billy is so beautiful, they should totally make Brokeback Twilight. Also, he has a porn 'stache. How can you not love a guy with a porn 'stache?

Porn 'stache is only cool if you don't actually do porn.

[cfkane]

They should follow up on that throwaway joke from the first movie and pair Mr. Swan with Stan Marsh's dad.