Fav Line?

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

"Okay so I keep the heavy things out of the back of the car"
Bill: Rikishi no longer rides back there

Wow!  Rikishi!  Well done sirs.

[JimJ]

"Okay so I keep the heavy things out of the back of the car"
Bill: Rikishi no longer rides back there

Wow!  Rikishi!  Well done sirs.

Yeah, I loved that Rikishi reference.  I think my favorite line was the one about cigarettes being the leading cause of mustache fires.

[kingj2038]

Busy Black Business Man: I don't have time for seatbelts (door open as he starts driving away).
Mike: Hey wanna close the door?
Bill: No time, sorry!

[Rattrap007]

"Oh like the guy in the $3000 suit is gonna buckle his safety belt"

Nice Arrested Development joke

[CJones]

In a crash, a kid like mine? He'll just bounce! "Trust me, it's hilarious!"

[mearnest]

Bill: Okay, let's see it five more times so my nightmares are good and vivid tonight.

[CJones]

Also:

Listen, and weep, as the announcer begs parents to love their children.

[swstephe]

"Oh like the guy in the $3000 suit is gonna buckle his safety belt"

Nice Arrested Development joke

I liked the fact that they said that line just as the guy times himself with a $10 Timex watch, coming up with the scientific results of "6 seconds, give or take".  Guess the budget ran out when he got to accessories.

[Doctor Who?]

Going to close the door?

There's no time.

Is now one of my favorite lines ever.

I have to say the woman who said she was willing to risk her live so that her dress wasn't wrinkled when she got out of the car may be one of the dumbest people I have ever seen in a film.  Same goes for the guy who thinks kids bounce.

[Bob]

That entire riff was great!

[MST3Kgirl]

the "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel"
"that's for jiveturkeys!"
"that'd be FRESH!"