Nerd Newbie Here

[Remerdre]

Hi, everyone.  Longtime reader, first time poster.  I've enjoyed reading these forums for a while and decided to chime in every once in a while.  I have a regular corporate day job that doesn't allow me to be snarky, so I download Rifftrax for my lifesaving dosage.  Nice to meet you.

[Sharktopus]

Man, a dayjob that encouraged you to be snarky would be sweet.

[stansimpson]

Welcome, welcome, welcome!   

Hey... shouldn't Sharky (it is Sharky, right?) be here to post a welcome?  Or are "longtime readers" excluded? 

[Sharktopus]

Welcome, welcome, welcome!   

Hey... shouldn't Sharky (it is Sharky, right?) be here to post a welcome?  Or are "longtime readers" excluded? 

It's enough just that I graced this thread with my exalted presence. 





Welcome. There.

[Remerdre]

Ah, I'm home, among my people at last.  Now when the heck is the New Moon Riff going to be available for download?  I'm checking every few minutes.

[stansimpson]

My guess?  Between noon and 5pm.  If the site doesn't crash from high visitor bandwidth explosion first!

Nah... that won't happen.  They actually got the iRiffs homepage slightly more functional just for today, so I think they're definitely prepared.

Oh!  And Sharky, is it you who does the three "Check out these threads" posts?  That's what I was referring to in my previous post.

[Sharktopus]

My guess?  Between noon and 5pm.  If the site doesn't crash from high visitor bandwidth explosion first!

Nah... that won't happen.  They actually got the iRiffs homepage slightly more functional just for today, so I think they're definitely prepared.

Oh!  And Sharky, is it you who does the three "Check out these threads" posts?  That's what I was referring to in my previous post.

Ah, I see. That's JohnnyUnusual, if I recall correctly, and I do. (I checked to make sure.) I'm sure he'll get around to it.

[Compound]

Man, a dayjob that encouraged you to be snarky would be sweet.

I think that job is called "coffee barista."  They took over when the "Record Store Employee" category mostly disappeared.

And hi. Welcome aboard, new person.

[Sharktopus]

Man, a dayjob that encouraged you to be snarky would be sweet.

I think that job is called "coffee barista."  They took over when the "Record Store Employee" category mostly disappeared.

Funny you should say that. I got fired from the position of record store employee basically for being snarky. 

[Tripe]

Jack Black wasn't loitering near the counter picking up character facets was he?

[Doctor Who?]

Welcome have fun but...

IF YOU TOUCH MY STUFF I'LL.....

Well I don't know what I will do but I am pretty sure...

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY IT VERY MUCH!

[Remerdre]

(sniff) The world made sense an hour ago!!

[Sharktopus]

Jack Black wasn't loitering near the counter picking up character facets was he?

Actually, I was very polite and helpful with the customers. It was my asshole boss to whom I was snarky. (Not smart, I know, but it's my nature with authority figures. You wouldn't believe how hard I have to hold back when I get pulled over by the fuzz.)

[Johnny Unusual]

Hello and welcome.  Here are some threads you might want to try out:

Discuss bacon here:
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,8237.360.html

Play the headline game here:
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,16967.30.html

And check out a Jurassic Park fan made DVD menu here:
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,13279.0.html

[Thrifty]

Hey, one of my menus became a Johnny Unusual Featured Thread!

I get this niggling feeling that I need to redesign that Jurassic park menu.  The riff selection screen looks all wrong.  Like it's way too "busy" with that text all crowded in over the T-rex's head, desperately trying not to run over the Jurassic Park logo.