20 Questions for 3/12/2010 at 1pm Pacific!!!!

[theVOICEofBOB]

Can I please stop seeing the creepy sparkly pillow friends?

[torgosPizza]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Is this question the last worthless one?

Indeed. 10.

[Courtney]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Is this question the last worthless one?

Indeed. 10.

NEW MOON?!

[lassieface]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

New Moon?

DISQUALIFIED!!!

That was the 10th question!

[Young_Nastyman]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Is this question the last worthless one?

Indeed. 10.

Twilight New Moon?

[FunnymanN2]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Is this question the last worthless one?

Indeed. 10.

Is it New Moon?!

[goflyblind]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Is this question the last worthless one?

Indeed. 10.

new moon?

[Compound]

Just out of curiosity, is it  New Moon?

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Is this question the last worthless one?

Indeed. 10.

[gonzodamus]

Can I please stop seeing the creepy sparkly pillow friends?

My money's on no.

[TTYT]

Does it perpetuate the myth that the Pacific Northwest is rainy and cloudy almost 365 days a year?

That's a myth?

Considering I live in Oregon and it's usually sunny and beautiful near the end of May and all through summer, yes. It rains the rest of the time, sure, but that only makes all our nature healthy and gorgeously vibrant in colour (greenest trees you'll ever see). Hell, it hit 108 degrees a few summers ago. And it's usually hot enough to grow Habaneros and Cayenne peppers.

[ManUnderMask]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Is this question the last worthless one?

Indeed. 10.

New Moon?

[gbeenie]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Is this question the last worthless one?

Indeed. 10.

Is it The Fourth Kind New Moon?

[RVR II]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

New Moon?

DISQUALIFIED!!!

That was the 10th question!

After the 10th

[MaximusPaynicus]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Is this question the last worthless one?

Indeed. 10.

Do we even have to ask if it's New Moon?

[loveandsqualor]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Does 10 come after 9?

Will it's abstinence message be able to suppress my herculean urge to screw Robert Pattinson?