20 Questions for 3/12/2010 at 1pm Pacific!!!!

[Corny Commentaries]

Did I win?

Edit: Crap, forgot I had to guess the title. New Moon! Please lemme be #11!

[MaximusPaynicus]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

[D.B. Barnes]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Did you hear about Corey Haim?

How do you think the Mariners will do this year?

[Young_Nastyman]

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Is Will Ferrel in it?

[Ninjew]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

[torgosPizza]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

[gonzodamus]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Where does it rank in quality using Jaws as perfect and Ice Pirates as awful?

[appman]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Did you hear about Corey Haim?

by sparkly vampires do you mean slum dwellers?

[RVR II]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Are their dudes in this that think they're creepy?

[eegah]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Is this question the last worthless one?

[Young_Nastyman]

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Is Conan O Brien Awesome?

[lassieface]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

New Moon?

[Crowmeus]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Did it have stupid BK ads with the Creepy King?

[Dr. Whopoopeepee]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

Does 10 come after 9?

[RVR II]

Was the thing being riffed originally released in 2008 or later?

Yup! 1.

Does it have sparkly vampires in it?

You betcha! 2.

is it  unpurposely funny?

Funny and painful, yes. 3

Is there some blood spilled?

A little bit. 4.

Was it released after 1812?

FINALLY We're getting somewhere! YES! 5.

Just the other day, did I hear some soldier spouting off some Indonesian joke that's going round?

What? 6.

Is it an appropriate film to watch with my pillow friends?

image snipped

Only if they are ultra cuddly. 7.

Will Journey not be in it?

If by Journey, you mean competent acting, directing, and writing? Then yes. 8.

Will purchasing the DVD shame me in the eyes of my lumberjack buddies?

Beyond all human limits, yes. 9.

New Moon?

DISQUALIFIED!!!