What... have... we learned?

[Janitor]

I learned that as you get fatter, you no longer swagger. It's more of a lumber.

[jedi2187]

I learned that scotsmen are still pretty swift with a phaser, despite their rotund appearance.

[macleod]

I learned that ANY Star Trek movie is great that doesn't have a 60 year old Michelle Nichols trying to perform seductive dancing

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

I learned that i still don't really know what the plot of this movie is.  Something about Klingons and Shatner goes to jail, but Iman double crosses them, and someone Kim Catrall is a bad guy, and someone almost gets assassinated by that guy from Benson.

[macleod]

I learned that the guy from "that 70's show" can rock the 3-foot mustache

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I learned that Sulu and Slater have an unspoken "thing" between them.

I also learned that "Send Nixon to China" is an old Vulcan proverb.

[gbeenie]

I learned that the guy from "that 70's show" can rock the 3-foot mustache

See, for those of us who knew him BEFORE That  70's Show, it was more like, "Oh my god! It's Clarence Boddicker! He's gonna kill ALL those guys!"

Nowadays, when I see him that role in Star Trek VI, I keep expecting him to start heaping out abuse on Uma Thurman. 

[macleod]

haha..you're right, I forgot about that..

I just thought the "dumbass" jokes were great

[shortstack]

I learned that ANY Star Trek movie is great that doesn't have a 60 year old Michelle Nichols trying to perform seductive dancing

lol! I forgot about that.  I haven't watched the riff yet, but I sure hope that there's either a good line there, or Mike & Co. screaming 

[Tyrant]

  I learned that the false Klingon assassin was, indeed, NOT bacon.

[gbeenie]

I learned that the guy from "that 70's show" can rock the 3-foot mustache

See, for those of us who knew him BEFORE That  70's Show, it was more like, "Oh my god! It's Clarence Boddicker! He's gonna kill ALL those guys!"

Nowadays, when I see him that role in Star Trek VI, I keep expecting him to start heaping out abuse on Uma Thurman. 

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[starfighter]

   Since Nick Meyer directed ST II and Nimoy directed III and IV, which was basically the best story arc of the Trek films,  STVI:TUC (typing this, I see why no one uses it) with Meyer directing and both of them involved with the story... it should have been better.

     We learned that the Enterprise has a big ass kitchen, considering we'd never seen it before.  Were those space turkeys we saw?

[macleod]

Oh yeah, and Klingon Blood in space is deliciously digital

[Janitor]

I learned Rura Pente has no putt putt golf course.

[jedi2187]

Oh yeah, and Klingon Blood in space is deliciously digital

Originally, the Klingon blood was supposed to be red, but to keep their PG rating, they made it purple.
Also, A LOT of bad blood went down between Nimoy and Meyer, Paramount, Roddenberry, etc... Just thumb through Shat's 'Movie Memoirs', and you'll see how Nimoy's ego outdoes Shat's.