Oh Noes! Not a Sequel!!

[LucasM]

Paranormal Activity 2: The Snoring Intensifies

[RoninFox]

Well if this follows the Blair Witch precedent, the new one will be shot like any other horror movie, removing the handheld style.  This will piss off fans of the original who wanted something like the first movie, and non-fans won't care because its a sequel to a movie they didn't care about to begin with.

[Action Batch]

Normal Activity

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

Para-anal Activity

The series goes XXX for no reason.

[RoninFox]

Paranormal in the Hood

followed of course by

Paranormal Back 2 the Hood.

[spaceforarent]

Then the obligatory Paranormal Space Activity, and possibly a wild west themed one.

[D.B. Barnes]

Paranormal 2: The Apology*

*Not to be confused with Paranormal 2: The Refund...which never made it out of development.

[RVR II]

Paraporno Activity: Fondeling your sheets as you sleep throughout the night

[Cosmic Muse]

They should film a prospective Paranormal Activity movie inside Waverly Hills. Google it. It's a legitimately haunted TB Clinic/Sanitarium that's been closed down. It's a historic site which is being restored to its former glory.

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

Paranormal Activity 2: This time, Something Actually Happens!  Nah We're Just Kidding

Kind of a long title, but they're going with it.

[RoninFox]

I want the next movie to be a comedy starring the TAPS crew from Ghost Hunters.  Perhaps with cameos from Dan Akroyd, Harold Ramis, Bill Murray, and Ernie Hudson.

[Compound]

I want the next movie to be a comedy starring the TAPS crew from Ghost Hunters.  Perhaps with cameos from Dan Akroyd, Harold Ramis, Bill Murray, and Ernie Hudson.

Nah. I want the crew of the GhostFacers in on the next one.

[Artie]

Paranormal Activity 2: The Squeakquel

Paranormal Activity 2: The New Batch

Paranormal Activity 2: Requiem

Paranormal Activity 2: Urban Harvest

Paranormal Activity 2: Assignment Miami Beach

And so on

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

This according to MTV Movies Blog:

'Paranormal Activity 2' To Be Helmed By... Brian De Palma?!

4 hours ago | MTV Movies Blog

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As you might expect, there will be a sequel. Of course there will be. "Paranormal Activity 2" has been the subject of some discussion in recent months. Original director Oren Peli will not return. "Saw VI" director Kevin Greutert was at one point set to do it, but he was ultimately shuffled back to work on "Saw VII" instead. Now there are three other names in contention for the gig, including -- oddly -- none other than Brian De Palma.

The Los Angeles Times reports that three directors are currently being considered by Paramount, and that De Palma is among them. If you don't know that name, then it's time to turn in your movie lover ID card. Let's play the name-check game. "Scarface." "Carrie." "The Untouchables." "Dressed to Kill." "The Bonfire of the Vanities." "Carlito's Way." "Mission: Impossible." You get it? Pretty serious.

If this could keep him from making that ill-advised re-do of Phantom of the Paradise....I'm all for it.

And they mention The Bonfire of the Vanities like it's a good thing?  How about Snake Eyes then?   

[cfkane]

and possibly a wild west themed one.

(in an old prospector voice): "This shit is gooolden I tells yeh! Goooooooolden!"