Rank-a-Riff

[Variety of Cells]

Don't have time to sift through the thoughts topic?  Have a poll fetish?  Can't read?  No worries.  Just rank your Rifftrax here.

And don't forget to vote again on the actual Rifftrax page, where you purchase the Rifftrax.


If there can be a thoughts topic already, I see no problem with a poll.  Though all votes cast before it's released that are not explained will be deleted. 

[BathTub]

Yes Sir!

[Janitor]

Tapping fingers. Looks at watch. *sigh* Wow. I just hit 24 hours total time logged in. Cool. Tapping fingers. Looks at watch. *sigh*

[BathTub]

So I can put my rating up now?

Just kidding, lined it up for tonight.

[Janitor]

Yay! It's up!!! Praise be the Moderators!

[macleod]

This was great, even if the movie was not quite a riff-worthy as STV

[Janitor]

I'm a big fan of the OG Star Trek. And yes. I'm big enough to admit that I welled up when Shatner said "Second star to the right, yada yada yada". And I cheered when Sulu said "Fly her apart then". But I don't believe any movie isn't riffworthy. Even if they riffed "Mutiny on the Bounty" or "The Empire Strikes Back". I love these movies. And I'd love 'em more with a little good ole fashioned, post adolecent, incredibly intelligent yet infinatley sophomoric ribbing. (what an eccentric performance)

[kodiakthejuggler]

I had a lot of good chuckles, and some guffaws, but still nothing on the level of STV or SW EP1.

A good track, but not the best.

[Oceaniclost]

I enjoyed the rifftrax, but am leaning more towards Star Trek V's Riff.

Still very enjoyable.

[macleod]

STV is a far dumber movie than STVI, so that kinda makes sense

[Johnny_Short_Torso]

I second that... Star trek VI is not terrible by any stretch of the imagination... but a rifftrax makes it much funnier 

[macleod]

Rifftrax makes EVERYTHING funnier...

[gbeenie]

My favorite lines:

Thomas Francis Spock, what have you gotten us into THIS time?

Is "daughter" Klingon for "son?"

Hold it, you two. There've been some reports of untalented actors being issued lines...?

Bacon? You're not bacon! >zap<

[Rodney]

Bacon? You're not bacon!

There's nothing as satisfying as a good bacon ref.

Actually, there's nothing as satisfiyng as bacon.

[Zooball]

Gave it an 8.  The Scotty fat jokes and Chekov w-for-v stuff started to wear thin, just like the bard quotes in the actual film.  Koenig plays two of my favorite sci-fi characters of all time-Chekov and Bester, so I thought Mike was a bit rough on him.  However, you cannot ever riff on Catrall enough.