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Started by Johnny_Short_Torso, February 01, 2007, 03:37:14 PM

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Natureboy

How about Michael Moore, Star Jones and Steven Seagal (even though he can beat me to death with his man boobs).

Johnny_Short_Torso

Quote from: Tyrant on February 04, 2007, 03:30:48 PM
  I lump Dr.Phil in with Oprah. I guess because the two are somehow the same person, but one is a disguise. I can't tell which one.
Dr Phil isn't a bad person but he is really not nearly as great as people make him out to be since all the stuff he says is common sense. He sure as hell is no genius and should not have any reverence period.

sarcasm_made_Easy

yes but you forget how rare common sense is lol

AmandaGal

Unfortunately, common sense isn't nearly common enough and people do think he's a genius.
�mike5150� how tall are you?.....in gallons?

Johnny_Short_Torso

Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 04, 2007, 07:22:20 PM
yes but you forget how rare common sense is lol
Yes, thank you so much for that not at all predictable response! :D

SecretAgentSuperDragon

Quote from: J-Proof on February 04, 2007, 01:21:16 PM
Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 04, 2007, 10:25:40 AM
Like, "That is one skanky looking coke whore" ? :D

If he actually said that then Phil belongs on my top ten pimp list

Start watching The Soup, J.  Maybe you can catch up on episodes when you invite Joel McHale to guest riff. ;D

sarcasm_made_Easy

MOI ???? PREDICTABLE!!??!  never ;)

SecretAgentSuperDragon

I predicted you would say that. ;)

Tyrant


  That's why Dr.Phil annoys me. He has common sense. Everyone says I have common sense. I should have my own daytime talk show. And yet I don't. He does. This makes me angry.

J-Proof

Quote from: Natureboy on February 04, 2007, 03:44:38 PM
How about Michael Moore, Star Jones and Steven Seagal (even though he can beat me to death with his man boobs).

Star Jones is annoying, but not in my top ten. Barbara and Rosie are far more annoying to me. And steven Seagal and Michael Moore aren't really tv people - they're film personas or else Moore would be on my list lol.

As for the Dr. Phil controversy - Yeah I agree, he just spits common sense and for some reason match.com is hooking people up with his advice =P.
Like I said, though, his /way/ of saying things is annoying =  Foghorn Leghorn meets The Ladies Man
J to the Pizzo
P to the Jizzay...

sarcasm_made_Easy

QuoteFoghorn Leghorn meets The Ladies Man

im trying to picture what type of cartoon that would make and my mind just cant wrap around it.  lol

J-Proof

Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 05, 2007, 05:15:43 PM
QuoteFoghorn Leghorn meets The Ladies Man

im trying to picture what type of cartoon that would make and my mind just cant wrap around it.  lol

Doctor Phil!
J to the Pizzo
P to the Jizzay...

sarcasm_made_Easy

yeah but my poor unfortunate brain has got some sort of bizaar version of hentai with anthromorphic charectars all from alabama.

the girl has pig tails

Johnny_Short_Torso

Quote from: Tyrant on February 05, 2007, 04:07:11 PM
  That's why Dr.Phil annoys me. He has common sense. Everyone says I have common sense. I should have my own daytime talk show. And yet I don't. He does. This makes me angry.
I think you should have your own show already  :)

MSTJedi

Quote from: Johnny_Short_Torso on February 05, 2007, 11:40:46 PM
Quote from: Tyrant on February 05, 2007, 04:07:11 PM
  That's why Dr.Phil annoys me. He has common sense. Everyone says I have common sense. I should have my own daytime talk show. And yet I don't. He does. This makes me angry.
I think you should have your own show already  :)

All you have to do is yell common sense haltingly in a Texas drawl at totally clueless people and apparently they'll think you're a genius. I'm from Texas myself and I think the guy is only popular because Oprah made him so. Why Oprah herself is so popular is a whole 'nother conundrum I just can't understand.