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Movies that nobody likes

Started by Russell, November 07, 2009, 05:08:22 PM

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Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Bob on November 16, 2009, 02:51:02 AM
Quote from: Piobman on November 15, 2009, 10:48:47 PM
Hate to break it to you guys... but there are 15 people who liked it and 10 who thought it was "so-so".

http://www.fandango.com/thehottie26thenottie_112098/readuserreviews

Sorry, but as they must be viagra selling spambots, their votes do not count.
They're probably bimbos girls who auditioned for one of Hilton's "New BFF" shows and thought it would help them get the gig...

electronsexparty

Well, speaking of The Hottie and the Nottie: What about Material Girls? I don't even think Hilary Duff fans liked it. It was such a bad and forgettable movie I don't even remember anything about it besides the fact that I've seen it.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: electronsexparty on November 18, 2009, 09:30:34 AM
What about Material Girls? I don't even think Hilary Duff fans liked it.
Was that the one with Brent Spiner?  They might have gotten some people in the seats for that....

Then again, that didn't work with Nemesis too well, did it?

PsychoGoatee

It can't be done, there's no movie that nobody likes.

Me, I consider Troy to be one of the worst movies ever, definitely one of the worst I've seen in a theater. It has a freakin' 7.0 on IMDb... what's going on here, humanity?   :o ;D

Shallow Hal is amazingly bad, that has a 6.0 on IMDb. Probably because Jason Alexander is in it, admittedly he is a bit of a legend.

RobtheBarbarian

Quote from: PsychoGoatee on November 18, 2009, 10:54:01 AM
Me, I consider Troy to be one of the worst movies ever, definitely one of the worst I've seen in a theater. It has a freakin' 7.0 on IMDb... what's going on here, humanity?   :o ;D

Oh hell yeah, I hate Troy with a passion I can't entirely justify.

ScottotD

I remember really enjoying that up until Eric Bana's character died.
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"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

Trumpysgirl

As I recall Eric Bana was the only believable portrayal in that story.

I was beyond pissed that Brad Pitt was cast as Achilles. Dammit, Achilles was supposed to be 18!
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

"Joel, what's a Harringway?"
"About a pound."

ScottotD


I don't think I've ever liked a 'song n dance' movie (Grace Kelly, Shirley Temple, etc) for the first minute of the dancing I think "oh, that's clever" and then get very bored.


Quote from: Trumpysgirl on November 18, 2009, 08:39:31 PM
As I recall Eric Bana was the only believable portrayal in that story.


Yeah, I really liked his story with Peter O'Toole and Orlando but I'm a sucker for people with swords.  I should watch that movie again.
Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

Tripe

Quote from: Russell on November 13, 2009, 08:43:24 PM
I think Grease 2 is probably the worst musical of all time.
I rather enjoy it myself. It's worth mentioning that Grease itself is only good as a movie, the stage version blows mightily.

Mind you, did they alter the stage version to more closely follow the film one in later productions?

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on November 22, 2009, 10:31:30 AM
Quote from: Russell on November 13, 2009, 08:43:24 PM
I think Grease 2 is probably the worst musical of all time.
I rather enjoy it myself. It's worth mentioning that Grease itself is only good as a movie, the stage version blows mightily.

Mind you, did they alter the stage version to more closely follow the film one in later productions?
Dare I say I like Grease 2 as well....because I channel-surf during the "Let's Bowl" song.  ;)

Russell

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 22, 2009, 12:11:11 PM
Dare I say I like Grease 2 as well....because I channel-surf during the "Let's Bowl" song.  ;)
Heh heh! Don't you mean "We're gonna scoooooore tonight!"? Boy, that's subtle, isn't it? I don't think these kids have an unhealthy preoccupation with sex at all!

Russell

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Quote from: Imrahil on November 22, 2009, 12:23:47 PM
To be fair, an unhealthy preoccupation with sex is genetically advantageous.
Yes but since being genetically advantageous wasn't on the mind of the kids in the movie I find your point dubious(Their high school probably is the highest in the nation for abortions anyway)

Tripe

But they're doing it for their country
The Red, White
And The Blue.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Russell on November 22, 2009, 12:18:34 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 22, 2009, 12:11:11 PM
Dare I say I like Grease 2 as well....because I channel-surf during the "Let's Bowl" song.  ;)
Heh heh! Don't you mean "We're gonna scoooooore tonight!"? Boy, that's subtle, isn't it? I don't think these kids have an unhealthy preoccupation with sex at all!
Compared to the song, "Reproduction" it's downright enigmatic.   :D

Courtney

Quote from: Russell on November 22, 2009, 12:18:34 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 22, 2009, 12:11:11 PM
Dare I say I like Grease 2 as well....because I channel-surf during the "Let's Bowl" song.  ;)
Heh heh! Don't you mean "We're gonna scoooooore tonight!"? Boy, that's subtle, isn't it? I don't think these kids have an unhealthy preoccupation with sex at all!

I am sure I have no idea what you're talking about sir.  That song is about bowling and nothing else!  When he's on the ball, he's the number one, and he's gonna show you how it's done!

And Let's Do It For Our Country?  That's just about patriotism.  Pure, innocent, sexy patriotism.