So how can I break into the exciting field of making Johnny want to adopt me?

[Thrifty]

I need a career change.  Granted, the FBI paying me to surf sounds like a pretty sweet gig, but it can be exhausting, especially this time of year when the weather turns cold.

So I'd really like to make the move to making Johnny want to adopt me.  How do you think I can accomplish that?

[Doctor Who?]

First lose half you brain power,second move into his hall,third keep a cart of booze in the hall with you at all times.  That should do it.

[doggans]

Always, ALWAYS jump into his bed when he's about to have sex. But be innocent and charming about it.

[Bob]

I think Nebraska has this as an undergraduate degree.