Rank-a-Riff

[Variety of Cells]

Don't have time to sift through the thoughts topic?  Have a poll fetish?  Can't read?  No worries.  Just rank your Rifftrax here.

And don't forget to vote again on the actual Rifftrax page, where you purchase the Rifftrax.  Some of you might wonder why I bother making these polls any more if Rifftrax now has official polls that have cute little yellow stars.  The answer is simple; consistency my friends, consistency.  And plus, here you can justify your vote.

[Tarantulas]

heh... votes before the riff has even shipped!

[Bob]

Well gee, they are at least giving Rich a fair shake!    :-",

[BathTub]

Wasn't me this time, I haven't had the chance to sit down and watch the entire thing yet, but the intro alone is worth more than 1. I think Lowtax does a decent job. Someone is just being an ass.

[Pak-Man]

Maybe the dude who posted a full review somehow over on the thoughts thread?

[torgosPizza]

I'm not sure how he could've seen it because the files aren't available for download through the cart system yet.

So either he did something he shouldn't have done, or he's messing with ya.

[Tarantulas]

I'm not sure how he could've seen it because the files aren't available for download through the cart system yet.

So either he did something he shouldn't have done, or he's messing with ya.

I'm sure he based it on the free preview.

[Cloake]

Maybe you should start this thread after the track is released.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

maybe its lowtax and his self esteem is lower than it ought to be.

Cheer up lowtax we like yea.

[Variety of Cells]

Maybe you should start this thread after the track is released.

But then I run the risk of some one else getting impatient and created their own poll topic which decreases the amount of votes I get on my poll, throwing off its accuracy. 

P.S.  But I can lock voting, which I did.  And I can clear the votes, which I also did.  If they really did hate it, they can vote again.

[SaucyRossy]

Maybe you should start this thread after the track is released.

But then I run the risk of some one else getting impatient and created their own poll topic which decreases the amount of votes I get on my poll, throwing off its accuracy. 

This is sad.

[FBX]

you can unlock it now.

[Variety of Cells]

Maybe you should start this thread after the track is released.

But then I run the risk of some one else getting impatient and created their own poll topic which decreases the amount of votes I get on my poll, throwing off its accuracy. 

This is sad.

You're telling me.  I almost cried when I didn't have the most votes on my poll.

Oh, and it's unlocked now. 

[WaffleTron]

well, even though this is the Rifftrax I liked the most, I was surprised to see that my vote of an 8 was actually the lowest of the 3 votes right now.  yeah this was hilarious, but i'm saving my 9s and 10s for rifftrax that are just as funny and packed with jokes as MST, which may never happen.  joel and mike topics tore MSTies apart in the 90s so hopefully MST vs Rifftrax won't be a new thing, I have to assume they go hand-in-hand that if you like one you like the other, or at the very least if you like Rifftrax you like MST.  Rifftrax is great, I keep buyin them, but they're still not quite as funny as MSTs are, IMO.  I'm sure it has to do with it having gone from being written by say 9 or 10 people to now BASICALLY just Mike or Mike and Kevin.  Sure, Mike was head writer all along, but it must be insane writing riffs every single week practically alone.

[Janitor]

I dunno. This one had it's moments. But my favorite is still Reign of Fire. Big hammy helpings of Matt. What an assface.